The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 25, 2012
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I'd like an inexpensive wine to compliment my steak dinner. Waiter: May I recommend our house red for your wine selection - it's a fine value at fifteen dollars a bottle! Brutus: I don't want to spend that much. What's the least expensive wine you have in stock? Waiter: Although I cannot recommend it, we have one bottle of Chateau Chevrolet, which we have priced at five dollars to clear out. Brutus: Now you're talking! I'll go for that. Waiter: As you wish - I will bring you the bottle of Chateau Chevrolet. Brutus: No, no! I don't want to pay for a whole bottle - just bring me a glass!
flyertom over 12 years ago
Jorsulak1 over 12 years ago
But it’s a clearance bottle for 5 bucks, how cheap can he get?!!!!
lily245pj over 12 years ago
Picky, picky..cheap o!!
philyfanstukinmi over 12 years ago
Sir, a glass will cost you $6. Have it your way.
Darryl Heine over 12 years ago
A Sunday rerun from 2010.
derlehrer over 12 years ago
I wonder if the restaurant might have imported the Austrian Hitler wine and if it’s reasonably priced?http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57370308/hitler-wine-sales-deemed-legal-in-austria/
KA7DRE Premium Member over 12 years ago
Tastes more like Quaker State !