The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for March 25, 2012

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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Brutus: I'd like an inexpensive wine to compliment my steak dinner. Waiter: May I recommend our house red for your wine selection - it's a fine value at fifteen dollars a bottle! Brutus: I don't want to spend that much. What's the least expensive wine you have in stock? Waiter: Although I cannot recommend it, we have one bottle of Chateau Chevrolet, which we have priced at five dollars to clear out. Brutus: Now you're talking! I'll go for that. Waiter: As you wish - I will bring you the bottle of Chateau Chevrolet. Brutus: No, no! I don't want to pay for a whole bottle - just bring me a glass!