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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 13, 2012
March 12, 2012
March 14, 2012
Transcript:
Satchel: So you're here to tell Bucky's fortune, Astral Bob? Bob: Yes, here's my card. Satchel: To be honest, I think I'd rather have a bad fortune and a cookie than an accurate fortune and no cookie...
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tudzax2 almost 13 years ago
Man, thatās a good line.
rf_eq almost 13 years ago
ok Satch I enabled cookies just for you
zero almost 13 years ago
You can have cookies here anytime Satchel
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Seer later!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Satchel, keepinā it realā¦
Varnes almost 13 years ago
And of course, to Satch, a cookie is a good fortuneā¦
orinoco womble almost 13 years ago
āā¦in bed.ā Donāt forget that part, Satch!
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Ranger candy. Sorry guysā¦didnāt go into Rangers. Did my time in SF, was medic, and yes, there were ācookiesā and candies for the team. If I could carry it. I also held the pinochle money and football pool. Never got hurt, either.
starthrower50 almost 13 years ago
I agree with Satch on this oneā¦ at least you get SOMETHING out of it!
Elsboy almost 13 years ago
Thanks Satch! I was looking for a new quote for the whiteboard in my office and you just provided it.
Kathe almost 13 years ago
Me too Satch! Yumā¦ cookies.
Nelly55 almost 13 years ago
sage words to live by Satch
cubswin2016 almost 13 years ago
C is for cookie! Thatās good enough for me!
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Fortune cookies arenāt worth eating. Unless youāre a dog, I guess.
Piksea Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Iām with you, Satch!
Coinguy almost 13 years ago
out of the mouth of dogsā¦usually not good things, but in this case, all gold
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Spoken like a true dog. Mind you my dog used to day āArf!ā
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
Hold out for the cookie, because I think Bob is only half-astral.
pierreandnicole almost 13 years ago
I enjoy this strip when they get visitorsā¦otherwise it is boring.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 13 years ago
give me the cookie. you can have the little piece of paper.
Stephen Gilberg almost 13 years ago
Friends will cheeeeeeer you!Youāre our heeeeeeroAs you go, go, go, Astral Bob!
nanatara almost 13 years ago
I just laughed full on, Satch you are the best!
BlitzMcD almost 13 years ago
Sad that Darby Conley sees the need to venture upon occasion into the territory of astrology. But, if nothing else, Satchelās apparent disavowal of it speaks volumes.
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
Hire Walter Matthau
Jazz Cat almost 13 years ago
I agree with you Satch, give me a cookie any day. Preferably one with chocolate.
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
Aw, Satch ā¦ true words of wisdom.
And youāre really speaking my language tonight, too!
Hunter7 almost 13 years ago
did Satchel say ā¦. cookie? is it cookie time? :)
cmor13 almost 13 years ago
āSome men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.ā ā real fortune I got once.
kaystari Premium Member almost 13 years ago
me too, Sach, me tooā¦
ebrooks almost 4 years ago
Because 57% times zero is still zero! And they miscolored Bob, heās supposed to be gray.