TV: Ranger Bob, what is the secret to wilderness survival? Well, Sidekick Rick, never stare directly at the sun... and never try to milk a badger.
Garfield: That was my favorite episode.
Especially the honeybadger. If you get its milk, you’ll be the toughest thing alive. But first, you’ve gotta get within a mile of it without getting eaten…
" Survivorman" Les says all you need to survive in the wilderness for 7 days and nights is an all purpose knife and a harmonica……and someone to look for you if you get lost after 7 days………and a camera…………and a shoestring………and an empty can………..and a machete……….and knowledge from the locals before you go out……………….
codycab over 12 years ago
I got a tip for surviving the wilderness: Never go into the wilderness!
hsawlrae over 12 years ago
And never stare at a bear.
killacowinWA over 12 years ago
Especially the honeybadger. If you get its milk, you’ll be the toughest thing alive. But first, you’ve gotta get within a mile of it without getting eaten…
revisages over 12 years ago
let’s add to never try to say that isn’t now officially the boob tube
Hillbillyman over 12 years ago
I guess that’s why Badger Cheese is so expencive.
Lazydoggs3 over 12 years ago
Do not take cats into the wilderness , leave them with grandma
Scott S over 12 years ago
And NEVER French-kiss a wolverine!
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
" Survivorman" Les says all you need to survive in the wilderness for 7 days and nights is an all purpose knife and a harmonica……and someone to look for you if you get lost after 7 days………and a camera…………and a shoestring………and an empty can………..and a machete……….and knowledge from the locals before you go out……………….
K M over 12 years ago
Hey, for me, roughing it is a motel that has no microwave or fridge in the room.
xall2h1 over 12 years ago
Badger milk. You dont hear that every day.
comicawesome over 12 years ago
he is awesome
steelersneo over 12 years ago
I’m sorry, we are out of badgers……..would you accept a woverine instead
ComicFan4Life over 4 years ago
Oh…