TAX PREPARER
Man: Good news! You'll be getting back from Uncle Sam this year!
Grandma: Well, bless my dear uncle! I'll have to remember him in my will.
Man: I think that's pretty much a given.
Personally, I’d prefer never getting a “refund” from Uncle Sam… I’d rather pay in every year so that I have control over my money instead of giving the government an interest-free loan. :-(
burleigh2: The interest-free loan can be avoided on your W-2. Get a tax lawyer if you can’t figure it out. You will, of course, have a whopping payment due in April, but if you hate the government that much, move to Ba’harain. Of course, if you are not of the royal family, you will have no rights, and if not of the right ethnos, be a slave, but you will be tax-free.
perceptor3 over 12 years ago
Nothing in life is sure but death and taxes. . . And the fact that the government will tax the heck out of your death!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 12 years ago
At least her taxes are solved now.
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
Personally, I’d prefer never getting a “refund” from Uncle Sam… I’d rather pay in every year so that I have control over my money instead of giving the government an interest-free loan. :-(
hippogriff over 12 years ago
burleigh2: The interest-free loan can be avoided on your W-2. Get a tax lawyer if you can’t figure it out. You will, of course, have a whopping payment due in April, but if you hate the government that much, move to Ba’harain. Of course, if you are not of the royal family, you will have no rights, and if not of the right ethnos, be a slave, but you will be tax-free.