Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2012
April 08, 2012
April 10, 2012
Transcript:
Rat: What the heck happened to you? Zebra: Slept on my ear funny. Thanks for making the feel self-conscious about it. Rat; Sorry. Zebra: It's okay. Noise: Toss TWANG. Rat: Just trying to make the best of it.
Gluteus Maximus almost 13 years ago
Now cut it off and use it for baseball…
margueritem almost 13 years ago
Better yet, swat rat with it.
lightningsnowstorm almost 13 years ago
ring toss? I normally suck at those.
killacowinWA almost 13 years ago
Empathy, thy name is definitely not Rat.
Peabody-Martini almost 13 years ago
Simple solution to this. Do to rat what you do to the crocs every day.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
That’s gotta smart. Even if Rat is using plastic pretend-horseshoes (which I doubt). Just toss it back onto Rat’s enormously long nose, Zeeba Neighba!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
Just happens to have his trusty horse shoes with him….
knight1192a almost 13 years ago
Close only counts in horseshoes and gernades, unless you’re only two feet from the stake where it’s a lot easier to get a ringer then close only counts in gernades. Course now Rat has armed Zebra and I be his aim is ten times better than Rat’s. And Rat’s nose looks like a pretty good stake.
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Dat encouraging, Bob. Sign of weakness. Maybe invite him to Zeebacue.
JGordonFan24 almost 13 years ago
A winner every time!!!
eddie6192 almost 13 years ago
Zeeba neighba got shoes.
rshive almost 13 years ago
Bad ear days have consequences.
jmartin1955 almost 13 years ago
Love Rat’s facial expression.
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Awwwwwww! Poor Zebra.
LOL LOL.
This strip is getting a 5/5!
xxx
Rooster17780 almost 13 years ago
rat was just trying to be nice….. well, maybe not
Rooster17780 almost 13 years ago
aren’t zebra ears supposed to stick up anyway?
finale almost 13 years ago
Tad’s nads? Blown off by a ham gernade?
Sherlock Watson almost 13 years ago
Can’t believe I’m the first one here to make this joke:“So did you sleep on your ear wrong, or are you just happy to see me?”
Ermine Notyours almost 13 years ago
If your ear sticks up for more than four hours, call a doctor.
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 13 years ago
rat is a dead ringer . . . ☻
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
WHO would ‘shoe’ a zeeba?and why didn’t the all-puissant Rat use donuts?
the burser almost 13 years ago
ahhhhhh… what a friend you have in rat…. NOT!
The Boston Banana almost 13 years ago
score!
chris_weaver almost 13 years ago
One could hurt someone by throwing horseshoes at someone’s head – better borrow some senso-rings from the Coneheads!
Rrhian Blade almost 13 years ago
Zebra’s probably gonna make good use with that horse-shoe, as well… Rat won’t have a head once it’s made useful, though…
m.l. over 12 years ago