Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for May 01, 2012

Looks like he’s suckin’ on a felt-tip pen. My cat used to steal pens.

Wait, cats don’t have opposable thumbs! How did he operate the lighter?

I had a cat with thumbs; he had extra toes on the front paws and figured out how to use them. He could even turn on and off a rocker switch (the little wheel-like thingy on some light cords).

No smoke! I don’t think it’s lit.

My dog used to love cat stogies. Maybe the cat has a dog stogie.

Nothing worse than the smell of Cat AND Cigar…

“Come in here dear boy, have a cigar, you’re going to go far…”

-Pink Floyd

the misses dont look to pleased.

…a woman is just a woman, but a cat with a cigar is a JOKE!

Ssssssssssssssssmokin’!!

Would it be fair to say she has a smokin’ pussy?

Cats r not stinky like a CIGAR

“Every Cuban cigar you smoke is a victory for communism.”