Had my first absinthe in Gruyere, Switzerland in a bar designed by HR Giger. I have no way of knowing whether or not I hallucinated, as I went from there directly to the HR Giger museum.
a) Why isn’t it green?-b) A little known side effect of absinthe is that it gives you terrible gas. And not only that — when you pass the gas, it sounds exactly like a Japanese car!-That’s right — Absinthe makes the f a r t go Honda!
margueritem almost 13 years ago
I’ve heard that…
leakysqueaky712 almost 13 years ago
There aint enough absinthe to make that cuter!!
bluskies almost 13 years ago
But is his heart really in it or is it just another flat line?
otforever almost 13 years ago
Wonder if she’ll bypass this open heart?
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Aorta not drink so much, he’ll be throbbing in the morning!
Bargrove almost 13 years ago
I missed the pulse of this cartoon.
bluskies almost 13 years ago
They could make beautiful music together. The beat goes on. Wild hearts can’t be broken. That’s all I’ve got; it’s 4 AM and I’m out. Nap time.
rockngolfer almost 13 years ago
Cheney fantasizes he is talking to Putin and he is still the leader.
Fourcrows almost 13 years ago
Had my first absinthe in Gruyere, Switzerland in a bar designed by HR Giger. I have no way of knowing whether or not I hallucinated, as I went from there directly to the HR Giger museum.
jreckard almost 13 years ago
Pretty soon he’ll be admitting his love for her – the absinthe-minded professor.
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Have a heart, lady.
TheWildSow almost 13 years ago
a) Why isn’t it green?-b) A little known side effect of absinthe is that it gives you terrible gas. And not only that — when you pass the gas, it sounds exactly like a Japanese car!-That’s right — Absinthe makes the f a r t go Honda!
bbadenov almost 13 years ago
Oh yeah, a 2 at 10 is a 10 at 2.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
It’s not the liquor. 45 minutes ago, he learned her daddy owns the bar.
Digital Frog almost 13 years ago
If this is San Francisco, he doesn’t stand a chance. She’ll leave him in a heartbeat.
mbmacneill almost 13 years ago
She doesn’t look like the little green fairy….
DavidAo almost 13 years ago
Beer goggles to the tenth power?
LingeeWhiz almost 13 years ago
She’s enough to give anyone a heart attack!
rh Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Always watch for the babes that can grab the bar stool with their cheeks.
coffeeturtle almost 13 years ago
nice one liners guys! LOL!! :-D
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
What’ll he get her for Valentine’s Day? A spleen?
zeecue almost 13 years ago
Now that’s a well pickled organ..
V-Beast almost 13 years ago
Eat your heart out.
iced tea almost 13 years ago
He really pumps himself up!
prrdh almost 13 years ago
It makes the heart grow fonder, and the liver more cirrhotic.