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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 05, 2012
Transcript:
Poi: Employees these days! My pirate crew abandoned me when they saw I was in trouble! I'm going to track them down and give them the worst performance reviews of their lives! Everyone into the drink! I've got to be light if I'm going to catch those turncoats! Captain: Young lady, you will pay for this, or my name isn't sheriff Kakua T. Justice - Poi: Shut your papaya hole, old man! Ka-boot! Captain: Yow! Kicking a sheriff with high heels is a federal offense in this county, Poi!
Mongo almost 13 years ago
Any relationship to Buford T. Justice?
mntim almost 13 years ago
In today’s job market, I’m she can find better employees than those.
Linda Solomon almost 13 years ago
Ka-Boot! … roflmaooooooooooo ….HugPounceszzz Haywire Hooligans!
alleyoops Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Man overboard!
DorianKTB almost 13 years ago
I hope the captain’s a good swimmer!
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
If she had kicked him barefoot, he would have just been Boot-ed. Would that have meant a lesser charge?
Jackami almost 13 years ago
A little bird told me that it’s Mr Thompson’s birthday today! Happy Birthday Dan!
StoicLion1973 almost 13 years ago
Cobra’s silhouette looks…off in the 2nd panel.