Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2012

Yes, we all stride for the happy medium….it’s where the sugar plums are….and chicks….

The future is grim, because I fear we are are going to reap a bunch of hoodie jokes….

And the dark side is?

It pays with some clients to only give them good news.

Scythe! And yet another grim reaper, he’s really been making the rounds lately.

She looks more like an Extra Large!

Strange? I see a lake of fire…

It’s a dead end job.

At the very least, we all want the happy medium!

The joke is on her, he didn’t come for a reading!

Awesome!

He’ll meet a lot of interesting people but not on their best day.

I advise all here to take cover immediately. A new law has made bad puns punishable by Death.

old old old joke

The happy medium meets the happy hooker.

Wisely, she’s decided not to read his palm.

Actually, we all want to STRIKE a happy medium. She better duck when the Hooded One strikes!

She apparently hides her spare pair of crystal balls in her hair.

I don’t think she’s playing with a full deck.

He collects on your lifetime plan.

I want to work for this company someday!!!

Oh, he’s very popular. People are just dying to meet him.

The definition of a Happy Medium is a successful fortune teller!

His sixth sense is seeing “live” people?

Please help me. I don’t see the pun.

the job security could be in jeopardy if we eat right, exercise more, and have those cybernetic implants….we could live forever just like in that movie bicentennial man.

If he comes a calling, you better be good at chess!

The avatar change is to honor the beginning of the Deathtongue story line over at Bloom County! Ooompa-ooompa-blat!

Better than watching the stars to predict the future.

Tell him something he does not know!

He didn’t age well- back when i was a kid, he looked just like Monte Markham…

Police warned the suspect was a short fortune teller. They reported a small medium at large

the happy reaper.