Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 02, 2012

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Yes, we all stride for the happy medium….it’s where the sugar plums are….and chicks….

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    The future is grim, because I fear we are are going to reap a bunch of hoodie jokes….

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    acesover  over 12 years ago

    And the dark side is?

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    Peabody-Martini  over 12 years ago

    It pays with some clients to only give them good news.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Scythe! And yet another grim reaper, he’s really been making the rounds lately.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    She looks more like an Extra Large!

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    g.iangoodson  over 12 years ago

    Strange? I see a lake of fire…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    It’s a dead end job.

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    psychlady  over 12 years ago

    At the very least, we all want the happy medium!

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    kc2idv  over 12 years ago

    The joke is on her, he didn’t come for a reading!

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    mackiewhite  over 12 years ago

    Awesome!

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    Superfrog  over 12 years ago

    He’ll meet a lot of interesting people but not on their best day.

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    walruscarver2000  over 12 years ago

    I advise all here to take cover immediately. A new law has made bad puns punishable by Death.

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    Paul Go Premium Member over 12 years ago

    old old old joke

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    prrdh  over 12 years ago

    The happy medium meets the happy hooker.

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    Can't Sleep  over 12 years ago

    Wisely, she’s decided not to read his palm.

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    Actually, we all want to STRIKE a happy medium. She better duck when the Hooded One strikes!

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    She apparently hides her spare pair of crystal balls in her hair.

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    I don’t think she’s playing with a full deck.

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    otforever  over 12 years ago

    He collects on your lifetime plan.

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    Potrzebie  over 12 years ago

    I want to work for this company someday!!!

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    Wizard4168  over 12 years ago

    Oh, he’s very popular. People are just dying to meet him.

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    Numbnumb  over 12 years ago

    The definition of a Happy Medium is a successful fortune teller!

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    Dtroutma  over 12 years ago

    His sixth sense is seeing “live” people?

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    DrJKnows  over 12 years ago

    Please help me. I don’t see the pun.

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    vwdualnomand  over 12 years ago

    the job security could be in jeopardy if we eat right, exercise more, and have those cybernetic implants….we could live forever just like in that movie bicentennial man.

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    If he comes a calling, you better be good at chess!

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    Vonne Anton  over 12 years ago

    The avatar change is to honor the beginning of the Deathtongue story line over at Bloom County! Ooompa-ooompa-blat!

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    bmonk  over 12 years ago

    Better than watching the stars to predict the future.

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    DavidGBA  over 12 years ago

    Tell him something he does not know!

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    Pygar  over 12 years ago

    He didn’t age well- back when i was a kid, he looked just like Monte Markham…

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Police warned the suspect was a short fortune teller. They reported a small medium at large

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    alizarinegreen  over 12 years ago

    the happy reaper.

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