Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 03, 2012

Sour puss!

The economy must be catatonic.

I wonder if Captain Eddy is aware of this?

Just like the litter box….

I think puns are like chocolate. Resistance is useless.

I’ll bet Catwoman found a way for her kitties to be tax deductible. Weren’t they under contract with her?

Spoken like a true bona-fide cat lady

On Melmac cats are reported as “inventory.”

But, dogs still are….right??

Sour Puss is right on!

No – you won’t find them in the deduction section. They’re reported on the fee line.

Where is the couple that used to live in their car in woods? Irma and hubby remind me of them, except they are much older.

Lady, Your house has to be a mess too. Cats are stinky.

Sure you can deduct cats, just enter the number on Fee Line 129

As we say, Dogs have Masters, Cats have Staff… but on a serious note, if you foster animals, check this out:

http://www.examiner.com/animal-welfare-in-philadelphia/great-news-for-animal-foster-parents-have-you-heard-about-this

Wiley … you’re the best.

The IRS knows cats are independent, so they can’t be listed as dependents. Plus they produce hairballs, which make them a small business. Ask the cat, they know who owns whom.

A fad of cat-skin and fur hats might do wonderful things for the economy.

I mean, the economy HAS tanked since the rappers made “Dog” the greeting instead of “Cat”…the economy went to the dogs.

[insert non-witty comment about politicians and middle-class drolls]

dogs too. anyone that’s had a neighbor with a backyard full of barking and dogsh*t would sign up NOW.

Ah yes, we spent over $5,000 on our cats last year. One had pneumonia, another swallowed grass that stuck in his digestive tract, we adopted a new feral kitten (neutering, declawing, etc.) — all in addition to the usual healthy kitty shots & stuff. Sigh.

It’s the the cats “meow”.

George Boothe would have loved this panel.

I live in the country; maybe an ag subsidy???