B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 02, 2012

If they rephrase it, they wont earn as much favor with their bosses…

They shouldn’t tease drivers like that.

Cop:Did you know how fast you were going?Driver: Nope. How fast?Cop: I was hoping you would know.

Driving “TOO FAST” is the only illness cured by age…7!^)

Is the cop a twin of the other? Seems they could have drawn a little different.

After looking at his sidearm, I hope he has some steel balls…

LOVE the slingshot.

But officer – the sign saidFINE FOR PARKING

My favorite was mentioned in Readers Digest:NO PARKING – CARS PARKED HERE WILL BE TOWED ANDIMPOUNDED UNTIL ALL PENALTIES AND FEES AREPAID IN FULL I N CASH!-——-Sisters of Mercy

(Not very merciful about their parking space!)

Looking at the way the cops leg is up on the rock..

I got to thinking..

What would happen if our legs bent the ‘other’ way?

(What would a chair look like?)

it used to be fun on old Rt66: you’d come to some podunk berg in new mexico or arizona, and the sign would say"speed limit 45" (or whatever), then after you go through the only intersection in 300 miles without little white crosses, you come to a sign “Resume Speed”. Right On!!!

I won’t mind having a wheel to spin around on!

Wardens around here pack sidearms. Longarms, too. :)

Cool shades. Love the slingshot in the holster.

Slingshot for the cop a great pun