Strange Brew by John Deering for April 06, 2012

“It’s what all the kids are doing these days, mom.”

He looks like he got run over by the Partridge Family’s bus…

It’s all he’s got that’s clean.

Give him a break. He just came from the pyjama department.

Looks like he was at a Joan Miro showing.

“Have you been licking toads again?”

Tattoos, now give his tongue a piercing.

Dead chameleons don’t wear plaid or something like that.

“Give it some time — I just hopped off a Rubik’s cube.”

I think they changed the Partridge Family theme song when the second Chris came along. The first Chris was so adorable.

No… I thought Mondrian only used Primary colors?

You have been excessively annoying. Just stop. Think, meditate and take care of your own faith instead of meddling in others.

Thanks for the tip. Done. Of course, people like him do tend to end up being counterproductive, but he’s still annoying as hell.