Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 07, 2012

but boy does it ring a scotch bonnet

Whoa, watch it Hes getting HOT! ☺

You think you’re so hot? I oughta hang you on that chain.

How do they carry those book bags?

The other kids don’t hang with the new guy cos he’s still green…. and kinda plump…He never gets picked for anything.But he’s actually quite sweet, and more mature than he looks.When they’re all grown, I’m sure someone will appreciate his good taste.

Some puns are sound, others are meant to be seen on pepper.

Another Goog (a gag that requires research). The Scoville scale measures the hotness of chili peppers.

Pschearer! Nice word. Where’ve you been?

No capsaicin, capiche?

Burn on you!

Pep-pare to be a-salted.

“Thats because your mom broke the scale when she got on it.”

pschearer, I like your knew word. Sure if Google is a verb, then Goog is a noun…works for me…

Better get to class before the bell, pepper…..

Tobasco, or not tobasco.

“Why’s everybody always pequin on me?!?” . . . ☻

I bet they make friends and just vege out

I got the joke without googling, so to me it’s not a goog. I bought a bottle of ghost pepper sauce a few months back and I can’t work up the nerve to open it.

Yeah, so there!

Ghost peppers are supposedly the HOTTEST HOTTEST peppers in the world!

Bell peppers score low because they get nervous and give too many wrong answers on the test.