Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 03, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: So, no new sightings of any grim reapers since I got the correct horoscope. Satchel: Good... Hey, here's a question: do grim reapers still need to go to the dentist? Bucky: Pardon? Satchel: I mean, I can see that they don't need to go to, say, a dermatologist, but they still got teeth! Imagine a grim getting a routine check up at the doctor, though! Ha ha! Bucky: You're an odd fellow. Satchel: The bad news, Mr. Grim, is that your flesh is missing... The good news is no colonoscopy!
Orion-13 almost 13 years ago
ANYONE would consider no colonoscopy good news, dead, or not, grim or not, reaping or not.
Orion
zero almost 13 years ago
…and you have the bone structure of an Immortal.
phuhknees almost 13 years ago
Leave it to Satch to find the bright lining in such a dark, dark place.
quickly24 almost 13 years ago
i think he would be addressed as mr reaper. his first name is grim. now, what was the question? oh. yes! mr reaper, have you thought about enamel overlays for your worn out teeth.
revisages almost 13 years ago
oh, satchel, you ol’ bag of flesh, you
naturally_easy almost 13 years ago
This dog seems rather enlightened. How the heck would he know what a colonoscopy is?
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Naturally — I used to tell my dog all sorts of things, appreciating the understanding in her eyes.Maybe Darby has regaled Satchel with tales of his own colonoscopies.Of course, he wasn’t thinking about the fact(?) that Satchel can talk.
BTW I love that Satch shows affection for his favorite toys by chewing on them.
SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Also BTW — I posted a bit too late yesterday to those discussing strip dates, color-changing cats, and fans who care more than the cartoonists.
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
Check yesterdays Non Sequitur ,Bucky.
DuHhozr almost 13 years ago
And take it easy on the soul food Grim!
Varnes almost 13 years ago
I bet his eye exam would be interesting too….
Matthew Davis almost 13 years ago
So the Grim Reaper goes into a bar and says, “Gimme a beer. And a mop.”
the burser almost 13 years ago
where did satch learn the word colonoscopy anyway?
RetiredArmySFC Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“It’s a Mr. Death or something and he’s come about the reaping? I don’t think we need any at the moment.”
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Satch looks worried. Like Grim heard Satch calling him goofy looking.
Reppr Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Satchel saw right through that one!
GypsyWoman almost 13 years ago
Satchell has been on fire (not literally) lately! Grim Reaper jokes are awesome.
dramac333 almost 13 years ago
Arrrrgh! Don’t remind me, Satchel!
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Ah, wisdom through a dog’s eyes. And 12-cell brain, eight of which are dedicated to wagging the tail and two to operate the tongue.
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
AS for the colours: the cartoonist colours the Sunday strip, the site colours the dailies.
Kathe almost 13 years ago
All this talk is so grim!
Popeyesforearm almost 13 years ago
got to love that prep work CowboyE. Dave Berry wrote one of the funniest colums ever on his prep for a colonoscopy. http://www.miamiherald.com/2009/02/11/427603/dave-barry-a-journey-into-my-colon.html
pnorman1 almost 13 years ago
Satch is an Odd Fellow? I can see him being a Moose or an Elk but not an Odd Fellow. Now his being a Shriner makes the most sense. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen him wearing a fez although I don’t see him driving one of those little go-karts.
bmonk almost 13 years ago
I wonder if Ooops! has any comments on the Grim Reaper and doctoring?
pam Miner almost 13 years ago
I like his sense of humor!
richdell almost 13 years ago
I had a colonoscopy. It was pretty grim.
hydrolix almost 13 years ago
Is Satchel lighting it up blue?
DrMalcolm almost 13 years ago
X3
connie almost 13 years ago
Well, the characters are cute, but rarely funny and sometimes offensive, but this one did indeed make me giggle.