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Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2012
April 16, 2012
April 18, 2012
Transcript:
Hold it right there scum ball! Security converge on sector 5. We have apprehended one male Caucasian, namby-pamby, metrosexual type attempting to procure a... No! No! You don't understand! See! I am Remie the artist! I am moving my work to an adjacent gallery! Strike that suspect appears to be fully authorized namby-pamby metrosexual personnel.
Steve Bartholomew almost 13 years ago
So what’s a metrosexual? Am I missing something??
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
what’s a scumball?
tattooedcyberidiot almost 13 years ago
and yes, a signature hat is as good as a retina scan
Aussie Down Under almost 13 years ago
Just a clothes horse, metrosexually speaking.
Sisyphos almost 13 years ago
It must so grind “Dirty Harry” to have to utter the phrase fully authorized namby-pamby metrosexual personnel!
revisages almost 13 years ago
case clothesed
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
@ barticle35: A metrosexual is someone who likes doing it on public transportation.
Proginoskes almost 13 years ago
@ Proginoskes: BZZZZZZZT! WRONG! A metrosexual is a guy who tells people he’s straight but dresses like he’s gay, because he secretly is gay.
KasperV almost 13 years ago
“GENTILE man”? Oy!
SwimsWithSharks almost 13 years ago
Procure? That word didn’t fit.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
A Metrosexual is a straight guy who moisturizes.
littleannoyingdog almost 13 years ago
not a Plugger for sure
superflash almost 13 years ago
He’s just a wee bit flamboyant, that’s all…not that there’s anything wrong with that. Gotta love the hat.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Hmmm… The name on both the painting and the hat appears to be “René”, yet he gives his name a “Remé.”
Obviously an imposter. Your first instincts were right, Callahan!
hometownk Premium Member almost 13 years ago
A fritzoid you caught the typo when Rene spoke. Good for you.