Monty by Jim Meddick for April 17, 2012
Transcript:
Hold it right there scum ball! Security converge on sector 5. We have apprehended one male Caucasian, namby-pamby, metrosexual type attempting to procure a... No! No! You don't understand! See! I am Remie the artist! I am moving my work to an adjacent gallery! Strike that suspect appears to be fully authorized namby-pamby metrosexual personnel.
@ barticle35: A metrosexual is someone who likes doing it on public transportation.