Unstrange Phenomena by Ed Allison for April 09, 2012

This place is next door to the “land of lost sox”.

Now I know I can stop looking for all that stuff.

so-if-a i miss my a-bis-mal, i ask-a nome?

Now it all makes sense. I was on a sofa when I lost my innocence.

I don’t own a sofa, though. WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ALL OF MY SOCKS??