The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 13, 2012

If he can’t use a wooden stake, he’ll kill them with lung cancer.

I think the ashtray is for what’s left of the vampire after opening up the sunroof.

Ernie’s brother, Bob, later started a TV show – The Newlydead Game.

@Digital Frog: Yestrday, no problem.@Essex60: Thankyou! ButBlind squirrel = acornDuHhozr = good pun

You stab’em. We slab’em.

I suppose a retractable stake is an add-on?

So that’s how you fund vamp hunting

Next promotion – offering ‘misprinted’ coupons to The Keg Stake House and Girlls

He moved on to vampires when he failed to be a lady killer.

Are you really a vampire or are you just Vlad to see me?

Ernie, U Banks! You Urned it!

Reminds me of the funeral directors against health care reform.

Nice save.

You had me at ashtray.

yeah, that’s the ticket, yeah. Moonroof, yeah, it’s from China yeah, that’s the ticket.

Ashtray? Vlad the inhaler?

And we’ll throw in the Trucoat for half price..

Is that vampire an older version of Jacob?