I have to do the same with those plastic bags at Wal-Mart toget them to open up… Very frustrating indeed. On a secondary note, I was once a Courtesy clerk at a local grocery store bagging groceries for customers. I was formerly repremanded for blowing on the plastic bags to get them to open up… I never did it since as long as I was there.Guess they figured the customers wouldn’t like that.I suppose they were right. It may be one of the reasons thatthey want to do away with them entirely and just use paper bags instead.
hsawlrae almost 13 years ago
But I am, though.
Llewellenbruce almost 13 years ago
Earl always starts off the day with a joke.
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
Occasionally the newspaper does contain news and inflamation.
The Nihilist almost 13 years ago
Hate it when that happens with my iPad too…
kenwarnerfordictator almost 13 years ago
I don’t care what anybody says. I think it’s funny. but then, I’m about as old as Earl.
GROG Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I thought it was funny. You need to get yourself a sense of humor of Opal – ’cause you have none.
Dianna S Blevins Premium Member almost 13 years ago
My Grandmother and Dad used to do that so this made me laugh.
jtviper7 almost 13 years ago
A newspaper is Black and White and red all over.
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
ha..ha… That Old Nugget….
bluegirl285 almost 13 years ago
Actually, there were old magazines in the 1800s that you had to cut the pages open in order to read them.
Perkycat almost 13 years ago
Funny! Earl sounds like a gocomics commentor.
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
POW!….hahahahah good one!
Linda Solomon almost 13 years ago
this one made me smile…it was so much like my own father and my late husband…dumb jokes started the day and put a smile on my face…thank you Earl!
Number Three almost 13 years ago
Excellent one, Earl!
LOL xxx
coffeeturtle almost 13 years ago
Hahahahaha! :-)
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I have to do the same with those plastic bags at Wal-Mart toget them to open up… Very frustrating indeed. On a secondary note, I was once a Courtesy clerk at a local grocery store bagging groceries for customers. I was formerly repremanded for blowing on the plastic bags to get them to open up… I never did it since as long as I was there.Guess they figured the customers wouldn’t like that.I suppose they were right. It may be one of the reasons thatthey want to do away with them entirely and just use paper bags instead.
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 13 years ago
Guess what else is going to be hot? The sofa he’ll be laying on tonight!
boldyuma almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of the Johnny Carson “Karnak The Magnificent”
routine where he would always blow open the sealed letters..
I miss Carson ..