Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 13, 2012

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    hsawlrae  over 12 years ago

    That cracks me up.

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    doc white  over 12 years ago

    eggs exactly.

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    Llewellenbruce  over 12 years ago

    I thought all egg yokes were yellow?

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    AKHenderson Premium Member over 12 years ago

    They’ll hold a wake, hosted by Emeril.

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    Tog  over 12 years ago

    I can’t bear this. I’m shattered by the news.

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    JollyRoger56  over 12 years ago

    Humpty really cracked up this time.

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    finkd  over 12 years ago

    They put up the yellow Crime Scene tape so nobody will poach him.

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    TexTech  over 12 years ago

    Considering the Wiz’s success rate I figure we are more likely to end up with an omelette instead of a restored HD.

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    NE1956  over 12 years ago

    It depends man. I’d show up with a hot griddle. After all, I’m human too. Probably. :-D

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    J Short  over 12 years ago

    A shell of his former self.

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    frglee  over 12 years ago

    Nitpick department :Eggs are not really the cause for high cholesterol! http://www.bhf.org.uk/default.aspx?page=12920

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    Even a good egg can come to a frightful end. He always was a little cracked…

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    captainedd  over 12 years ago

    Carton?! I figured they would be carrying a skillet!

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    lancemay  over 12 years ago

    egg-ads!

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    revisages  over 12 years ago

    so the doc wasn’t just yolking this time

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    burleigh2  over 12 years ago

    Eh, don’t worry about it… another study will come out within a week to state the opposite side… they always do with eggs. ;-)The research says that yes, there is cholesterol in eggs, but there there are other nutrients in eggs that help with cholesterol support like Lecithin. They’re better for you than they are worse for you WITHIN MODERATION. ;-)

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    jppjr  over 12 years ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the king’s horses, and all the king’s men Had omelette for supper again.

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    11256  over 12 years ago

    eww his insides are black!

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    Lamberger  over 12 years ago

    Or a spatula.

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    dfowensby  over 12 years ago

    “humpty dumpty” was the english crown colonies in america, and how the king busted up the mess himself. what has Fat America got to do with it, p&a?

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    Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Like burleigh2 stated, eggs are good for you. First they weren’t now they are. I LOVE EGGS, but eat in moderation. Next month or next year, they will find something else wrong with them. I eat what I like. If it’s questionable, I do so in moderation. I don’t think the “think tanks” know as much as they “THINK”.

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