Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 24, 2012

If not punishable by summary execution…

Take his phone and drop it into one of the salad dressings.

Firing squad.

There’s green food on Ralph’s plate! Must be guacamole :) Can’t imagine Ralph eating lettuce….

Eating at a buffet is a full contact sport. It is like texting while playing rugby.

Nina K: Lettuce pile up higher, this is more of a pool. You are correct, definitely guacamole.

Shove him out of the way & cut in front.

Next time don’t be so polite Drabble, tell him, “Move it along a-hole.”

i noticed that a lot of people ( obese ) mostly, goes to a buffet and fills their plate up as high as they can with food….WHY? don’t they know they can go get more??

@Plods: sawed-off shotguns, loaded with rock salt, aimed at their knees.

@DUCKY: Less food per trip would mean additional walking.

Ralph’s got passive/aggressive down to an art form. I noticed he covered his mouth with a fist, just in case he was being too subtle.