Let me tell you how it will beThere’s one for you, nineteen for me‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman
Should five per cent appear too smallBe thankful I don’t take it all‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah I’m the taxman
If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat,If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.
Dear Pennsy-clerk…And you complain a lot, probably texting as you drive on highways taxpaid…using the language skills you got in taxpaid schools…on devices which are a direct outcome of the taxpaid trip to the moon…all you yourself seem to produce and distribute are your complaints…o maybe you DO have a sideline?
I’m in favor of big government. I figure the only thing between me and the same guys who stole a patented device from me and my engineer buds is government taxpaid lawyers…they FAILED that time, but Bushie was ‘in’ then.
Maybe it will get better. Three cheers for Uncle Sam. Take it ALL, I say. You print it, it’s YOURS. Somehow the schlubs who gripe about big government seem to end up with it, thru government contracts…for drones to spy on us, for guns to keep us in control. What’s the problem?
That’s why our country is broke and in debt. Between the members of Congress and most of all politicians their mismanagement of our resources has we citizens in dire straights.
Romney will take orders from the LDS?Shades of Kennedy – when everyone thought he’d take orders from the Pope.(Cartoon of the day – two Italians talking “I hope an Americannever becomes Pope – he’d take orders from the president!”)
There was a “temporary tax” put on rail and air travel during WWII to discourage unnecessary travel.The Korean War was in the history books before it ended!
adubman over 12 years ago
Ah yes….the Golden Rule.
Llewellenbruce over 12 years ago
It’s a vicious circle in Id.
BEVIEK! It won’t be a Happy Tax Day for Romney foranother 6 months. He got an tax extension.
revisages over 12 years ago
the subjects of the kingdom are just highway robbery, aren’t they?
watmiwori over 12 years ago
Simplified Tax Return [see also Frank & Ernest for today]:
A. How much did you make?B. How much do you have left?C. Send B. Check payable to Infernal Revenue.
Rakkav over 12 years ago
Well, that’s ONE way to keep money in circulation.
Yontrop over 12 years ago
But since when does a liquor store clerk need to use force to get the money?
SoItBegins~ over 12 years ago
“…caaause I’m the tax maaaaaan….”
JollyRoger56 over 12 years ago
Dishonor among thieves!
Tuner38 over 12 years ago
Nothing was said about the producer of wealth. Without which there would be nothing to steal.
J Short over 12 years ago
Let me tell you how it will beThere’s one for you, nineteen for me‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman
Should five per cent appear too smallBe thankful I don’t take it all‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah I’m the taxman
If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street,If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat.If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat,If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet.
tripwire45 over 12 years ago
Pretty much.
rini1946 over 12 years ago
yep how true
trimguy over 12 years ago
Don’t steal: the government hates competition.
LingeeWhiz over 12 years ago
Well, credit cards make us spend more than we have so we in trouble!
tigre1 over 12 years ago
Dear Pennsy-clerk…And you complain a lot, probably texting as you drive on highways taxpaid…using the language skills you got in taxpaid schools…on devices which are a direct outcome of the taxpaid trip to the moon…all you yourself seem to produce and distribute are your complaints…o maybe you DO have a sideline?
I’m in favor of big government. I figure the only thing between me and the same guys who stole a patented device from me and my engineer buds is government taxpaid lawyers…they FAILED that time, but Bushie was ‘in’ then.
Maybe it will get better. Three cheers for Uncle Sam. Take it ALL, I say. You print it, it’s YOURS. Somehow the schlubs who gripe about big government seem to end up with it, thru government contracts…for drones to spy on us, for guns to keep us in control. What’s the problem?
King_Shark over 12 years ago
How about a tax tax?
WW2 Marine Veteran over 12 years ago
That’s why our country is broke and in debt. Between the members of Congress and most of all politicians their mismanagement of our resources has we citizens in dire straights.
Dewed over 12 years ago
Birth of the ‘stimulus package’.
VegasJimmy over 12 years ago
If Romney gets elected (Fat chance) paying taxes will be very simple. A. total your income; B. Tithe 10% to the Mormon Church; C. Done deal.
Brother_James437 over 12 years ago
That is a whole lot better returne on your money then you’ll ever get from a savings account.
boldyuma over 12 years ago
@ AshBurnStadium..Hope you don’t get held up late at night.
Like the rest of us ‘honest’ taxpayers..cheers..
draigoyle over 12 years ago
Circle of Life
pam Miner over 12 years ago
Isn’t that the truth!
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
Romney will take orders from the LDS?Shades of Kennedy – when everyone thought he’d take orders from the Pope.(Cartoon of the day – two Italians talking “I hope an Americannever becomes Pope – he’d take orders from the president!”)
tuslog64 over 12 years ago
There was a “temporary tax” put on rail and air travel during WWII to discourage unnecessary travel.The Korean War was in the history books before it ended!