Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 17, 2012
Transcript:
Bucky: I thought you might like to invest some of your lottery winnings into my new, less edgy, film production company: Napworks. Satchel: Gee, I don't know... Bucky: You and Rob saw "The Bourne Supremacy" last night, right? I bet it gave you nightmares. Satchel: No, it was awesome! Thrill-a-minutes! Bucky: Ok, well, maybe too thrilling, though. How does this sound for a sequel: "The bourne complacency"? Satchel: Hm, I don't really ...hm. Bucky: No action-induced headaches here. In fact, the first hour is one steady camera shot as bourne is on hold with his mobile data provider. It's integral to the plot and safe.
rf_eq over 12 years ago
“Bourne to be Mild” by Steppenpuppy
flyertom over 12 years ago
How about “The Bourne Redundancy?”
chris_weaver over 12 years ago
How about his adventures in France: Bourne Toulouse.
Simon Seamount over 12 years ago
Bucky Warhol
Morvash over 12 years ago
How about the movie where Jason finds religion: “Bourne Again”
T_Lexi over 12 years ago
You guys are hilarious – gold stars for all! Keep them coming; I enjoy your comments as much as Satch and the Buckster : )
Spamgaard over 12 years ago
Too scary to watch: The Bourne Data Plan.
Varnes over 12 years ago
Then there is the movie that Matt Damon did for no charge..“Bourne Free”
rnmontgomery over 12 years ago
seriously, the side comments on this strip are as good as the dialogue. Darbe should read them, they would make great material for future panels. Keep up the good work guys!!!
kempofist1 over 12 years ago
Well, nothing could be worse than the Bourne Films. Their plot was 100% not at all related to the books.
harvey812abc over 12 years ago
Day 2 of ‘phone-it-in’ week. This is getting old reeeal fast.
hometownk Premium Member over 12 years ago
And I know the name of the mobile data provider he is referring to. As I one-handedly type this, my other hand is holding the phone as I cancel that account.
Zaristerex over 12 years ago
I nominate “Bourne Complacency” for a Razzie Award for Worst Picture.
Hunter7 over 12 years ago
“Strolling With the Light Brigade” “Picnic at D-Day”
jwriii over 12 years ago
Have to agree with the other posts – absolutely priceless comments on today’s strip!
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I’d hate to be the one to sit in that seat after Satch.
rgcviper over 12 years ago
“There’s a Sucker Bourne Every Minute”?
Nah—too easy.
Pedrocelli over 12 years ago
What about the movie where Jason becomes a beach hippy doing IT work – The Bourne Shell.