Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 05, 2009
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling New of the Times Water Found On Moon! NASA proved the existence of H2O on the moon, which has tremendous implications for its potential colonization. For if there is water on the moon, it increases the chances we could find Coca-Cola! A natural supply of Coke could sustain the first wave of colonists as they search for other basic building blocks of life. Kentucky Fried Chicken Coca-Cola It is hoped that eventually they could discover deposits of Happy Meals, allowing colonists to reproduce and feed their young. At that point, all the necessary components for human life will have been met, and the moon will be a self-sustaining Earth colony. McDonald's IHOP Hooters El Pollo Loco Taco John's Waffle House
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
The food is okay, but there’s absolutely no atmosphere to speak of.
JerryGorton almost 15 years ago
No Pizza?
ejcapulet almost 15 years ago
I think I’ll go live in a yurt in Inner Mongolia now.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
and the next step, of course , is a moonscape littered with discarded fast food sacks,napkins,wrappings, straws, etc…… heck, we’ve already left a couple junk cars up there…..wherever humans go, they leave their imprint
Donna Haag almost 15 years ago
Yes the water was found next to the starbucks.
FireMedic almost 15 years ago
We’ve struck Evian!
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Say, what about all that cheese, huh? They shouldn’t let that go to waste!
Ushindi almost 15 years ago
Gotta love The Dancing Bug.
number9dream almost 15 years ago
Where’s Ben Bernanke when you need him?
Wildcard24365 almost 15 years ago
Uhhhh… Isn’t KFC a Pepsico company, part of the unholy trinity of Pizza Hut, KFC, and Taco Bell?
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Wild, I think KFC, TB, and PH are part of Yum Brands (also included are Long John Silvers, A&W Restaurants, and Wingstreet) , which indeed used to be a Pepsico owned subsidiary. The ties were partially severed some time back when Burger King restaurants were told not to use Pepsi products since they were in effect funding their competition in the fast food market. Since then, YUM still maintains a quasi-relationship with Pepsico, but are no longer a wholly owned subsidiary.