Pickles by Brian Crane for April 15, 2012

Earl gets to get his own supper tonight afterpulling that stunt on Opal.

The best, most secure hiding place I’ve found is in the fridge, in the vegetable crisper, under the carrots. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Aaah, the sneaky things we husbands get away with while our wives are busy paying attention to all the mundane crap.

For God’s sakes, is she hiding chocolate or cocaine?

I used to think it was horrible the way women on tv would hide sweets from their husbands. Then I discovered that my fiance will eat an entire weeks worth of treats in one night if I don’t put them out of his sight! And apparently this is normal man behavior because after valentine’s day the men at my firm were making jokes about how their wives spend a week eating their valentines candy a couple of pieces at a time, but they would have eaten it all in one day! So now I hide the candy and just leave a little bit out for him. I guess it’s good practice for when we have kids =)

She could hide it in her bladder pad box.

lol. i love it when the dog comes in!

Yes Roscoe… Someone did say Bacon.

LOL xxx

recommended hiding place in the house for your valuables: (in a baggie of course) buried in the bottom of the cats litter box.

I’m with Roscoe on this. The heck with the chocolate. Give me bacon. That’s what I want.

Did some one say chocolate‽ Get out of my way!!

Not only can you drop bacon around a dog, how about men too!!!

OK, now you men know where to look. Since my husband can’t even find his own sweets, I don’t have to worry.

I know where it is..and where it might be..11:35 at night

after she goes to bed.I am a sinner..