B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 24, 2012

You’ll be fine if you remember to not exhale.

he’s not airworthy

That entrance of his was on the nose. Take two required.

Certs is a candy mint…

Have a swig of Listerine . . .

You can’t be a Casanova in the morning.

Breath mints and mouthwash will not be invented for a few thousand years.

If he would have had gas … she would go down too !

Parsley and chewing on some spices work well.

Obviously not Morning … Wood

maybe after a willy mammoth for breakfast his breath will smell better

and it’s 50,000 years ‘til there’s vagasil or douche. UGH!

Find some spearmint leaves for that guy.