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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 27, 2012
April 26, 2012
April 28, 2012
Transcript:
Roland: Not getting what I need... think, man! What would Geraldo do? Soldier: Hey... are you that reporter who was Tweeting on patrol? Roland: Why, yes, yes, I am, son. Soldier: What were you thinking, dude? A cell gives away position! You could have gotten the whole team blown up! You're like freakin' Geraldo, man! Roland: Oh... thanks.
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
Roland was doing stupid things before Geraldo.
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Roland, you git, that wasnāt a complement!
basshwy almost 13 years ago
Hey Roland ā thatās the unfortunate thing about the truth ā sometimes itās inconvenient to the story you want to write. Iād say by Rolandās body language he realises that he boobed.
Catalystvi almost 13 years ago
Got handed a dish of humble pie ā pretty sweet.
King_Shark almost 13 years ago
The Taliban wouldnāt blow up any outfit to which Hedley is attached. His value as a living, breathing, annoying nuisance is too great.
basshwy almost 13 years ago
Compulsory transfer?
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
Friendly fired Faux!
King_Shark almost 13 years ago
Detweeting?
YatInExile almost 13 years ago
In his day, Gen. William T. Sherman hated reporters. I wonder what heād say about the bunch we have now.
Chas60 almost 13 years ago
Having met reports while on patrol, we take away their phones, lap tops, an I-Pads and in some cases their pencils an pads too!
rasalom almost 13 years ago
frag the reporter
kaffekup almost 13 years ago
Justifiable homicide.
Bill Chapman almost 13 years ago
I wondered about that ā I know from my Marine cousin that cells(if they even carried them) were supposed to be turned off, and some even went so far as to remove the battery.
smalltownbrown almost 13 years ago
editing
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Geraldo has long been the biggest ego, and phony, in broadcasting.(His is definitely NOT ājournalismā.) While heās only typical of Fux news staff today, in āNam, he would have been in a much less ātechnicalā era, but much less technical means would have taken him out for what heās done, in several zones.
Alms4Thorby almost 13 years ago
Perfect
Phydeos Rex almost 13 years ago
Why let the truth get in the way of a good story?
joe vignone almost 13 years ago
Geraldo once asked the son of the Shah of Iran when he thought democracy might be restored to his country! No wonder he works for Fixed News.
KathDu almost 13 years ago
Re: āHey, That Guy Lives There.ā Hilarious, and bewildering that Gerald could be that stupidā¦.
Kentcee almost 13 years ago
letās see. you donāt like Fox. You donāt like conservatives. You really donāt like Bush You do like all Democrats. Are you John Terryās brother??kentcee
tcambeul almost 13 years ago
Frag his arse!!!
nerual53 Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Roland thinks he did a good thing!!! All Heil Rupert! The right wing is truly SICK.
sbeavin almost 13 years ago
Just another dumbass working for fox.
John Willis Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Isnāt Roland based on Geraldo? Reaching way back in my memory I seem to think Trudeau introduced him back when Geraldo was becoming very popular (decades ago)
Aslan Balaur almost 13 years ago
Oh I donāt know, his making up the facts as he goes along makes him a perfect fit at Faux Snooze.
Whitecamry almost 13 years ago
Maybe Roland should cover sports, like did in Saigon.