Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 20, 2012

You seem to be missing your normal connections to a few other erogenous zones.

Don’t know how to break this to you, but you are rather radically disconnected!

…nor anyone else s either, for that matter

Are you looking for someone else to feel them for you?

Why am i thinking of Re-animator (or is it Re-animator 2?)?

@Number Six (yesterday re Jailbird)….

Nice work, simply drawn, not over elaborate and just what a comic should be. These days, especially with CGI, things can get TOO visual and take away from the humour – if you get what I mean.

Have you given up full time cartooning?

“Drop kick me Jesus thru the goal posts of life.”

Have his nipples slipped into an erroneous zone?

Yeah … butt you’ve still got your cheeks.

Whose nipples can you feel?

well, i sure ain’t gonna feel em buddy…

You don’t have any nipples FATHEAD!

Let’s give him a hand.

He’s a Rothian gigolo?

Don’t worry you are in good hands.

Blog Merit Badges…9 years ago (yikes!) I entered a lot of photoshop contests on Fark. One was to come up with some unlikely merit badges. This one of Worf with some merit badges on his sash won the contest.But I thought it was kind of cliche and I’d actually done it in a hurry after posting the one below to make sure no one else did that one. But I thought replacing the bandit’s bullet bandolier with a merit badge sash and giving him the steenking badge was a much better idea.

Ear, ear, Teresa . . . Poor guy’s busted….☻

Sadly, I’ve qualified for about half of the awkward merit badges.

I will actually be at Whistler in early September. I wouldn’t mind a visit to the Hemloft. I am very sure footed, but unfortunately my wife has a spinal cord injury that would make the visit impossible for her and I would want her to be with me.

Concerning the Cheerios Effect link on the Blog: There is a similar explanation for why objects in space attract each other (i.e. gravity): The matter they’re made of warps spacetime and puts three-dimensional dimples in it. Another body coming close will fall into that dimple, or be “attracted” as we would say. A planet in orbit around a star is speeding around like a ball in a roulette wheel. If it were to slow down it would spiral into the center, just as any spent satellite would do. All of this comes from General Relativity, though I don’t think Einstein was the first to come up with this explanation of gravity.

So just give me two pickets to Tittsburgh.

Booby buttons!