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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 2012
May 02, 2012
May 04, 2012
Transcript:
Alex: Mom, listen, I want you to be at my wedding, I really do... but only under one condition - you can't bring Zeke! J.J.: What? Why not? Alex: Mom, I'm not going to spend the biggest day of my life making sure your husband doesn't hit on the bridesmaids! J.J.: Alex! That's the most... Zeke: Why, is one of them Drew?
BE THIS GUY almost 13 years ago
What is the point of a wedding if you can’t hit on the bridesmaids?
pouncingtiger almost 13 years ago
Point taken, Alex.
Buzza Wuzza almost 13 years ago
wonderful strip
rayannina almost 13 years ago
LWP – it’s probably not hitting on the bridesmaids that Alex objects to. It’s Uncle Stupidhead hitting on the bridesmaids that she objects to!
palos almost 13 years ago
I’ll let others speculate on what JJ was going to say.
pnorman1 almost 13 years ago
Hey Zeke, timing is everything!
thirdguy almost 13 years ago
Every toon in town will be hitting on Drew!
billydub almost 13 years ago
Ujm, are those mountains in the background? Did JJ move to Seattle when I wasn’t paying attention? I’m confused here…
babka Premium Member almost 13 years ago
How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a man who lusts for others. The bride & groom have similar mother “issues”.
peabodyboy almost 13 years ago
Alex objects to Uncle Stupidhead’s remaining among the living.
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Everybody: aren’t weddings absolutely the best date ever?Score. Gooooooal.
jmatrixrenegade almost 13 years ago
Zeke = wedding crasher.
summerdog86 almost 13 years ago
Drunken bridesmaids are too easy a target.
Alabama Al almost 13 years ago
Maybe I’m missing something, but I would have thought that by now someone as self-centered as JJ would have dumped a total loser like Zeke. Heck, is he still that good in bed?
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
Drew will most likely be the Maid of Honour.And ironically, it’s the job of the MOH and the Bridesmaids to protect the bride.
Dragoncat almost 13 years ago
J.J. must really love this guy if she can always turn a blind eye and a deaf ear to the way he carries on.
peabodyboy almost 13 years ago
Yes. I know someone who got married at a beach resort on a weekend without telling anyone, including her mother, precisely because she didn’t want the idiotic wedding her mother would have insisted upon.
LiviaBay almost 13 years ago
JJ & husband, spouse or whatever..need to be kidnapped and held until the wedding is over.
ReadingComicsAtWork almost 13 years ago
Nothing a little elopement couldn’t handle.
rvonluchen almost 13 years ago
If it were your wedding JJ would not be your mother.
FrostbiteFalls over 2 years ago
Will J.J. ever remove those blinders? (And that’s the kindest way I can put it.)