Get a Life by Tim Lachowski for August 29, 2013

THIS IS A REPEAT!!!

Probably wasn’t funny the first time either

This is the one that remain constant for almost a year. Let’s hope we have a new one tomorrow.

He asked Howard for a date and has been patiently waiting for an answer. We may have to do the same thing that was done for Garfield minus Garfield. Keep writing comments until it gets noticed.

Looks like Get A Life has gone out and gotten a life. It just doesn’t happen to be here.

This is a RERUN!!!

RIP Get a Life. Just like Get Fuzzy

I’m guessing Tim Lachowski finally got a life…

Hey Tim, what happened? Did you run out of ideas? If so, then tell the site to start rerunning the strip from the start. I haven’t seen them all.

How about starting this strip again? Is anybody here?

People that comment on comic strip websites need to get a life…Lol And noone cares what you think is funny.

I comment on some of the strips, like this one that will be a year old in a few months, just to infuriate the staff who run this site.

Tim must be on the run from the mob. That’s why he hasn’t done any new strips.

Only a few more months and it will be the first birthday for this strip. I’ll have a birthday poem.

Hmm…seems like I’ve seen this one before…

It’s getting closer to the one year anniversary. Then, they will turn into zombies.

They’ve restarted Geech. Maybe they can restart this one, too.

Getting closer these two turning into zombies and joining Clovis-Rex.

In her little cubicle, she has this strange hunger. She doesn’t know what it is.

I checked a couple of these out and I can see why Tim L threw in the towel.

Getting closer to that anniversary date and the start of a new story line.

Howard, now known as Howzi, doesn’t know why she has this strange hunger. She got the sex change from a Rex Trans. He had this picture of a bear on his wall.

Howzi is looking at that guy when suddenly, she lunges and bites his head off. It tasted good.

Howzi doesn’t know it, yet, but another zombie is coming to visit her. He has a mission that he wants her to accompany him on. He hopes that she doesn’t find out about his ulterior motives.

Clovis realizes that he is a zombie and knows he needs help. He is telling Howzi that there are a lot of aliens coming with big brains. He hasn’t told her that the aliens eat zombies.

Howzi is now helping Clovis-Rex. She has some ideas of her own. She suspects Clovis-Rex of something, but doesn’t yet know what it is.

Clovis-Rex is slowly backing up. The space aliens are starting to advance. Now, she knows that Clovis-Rex is up to no good.

Howzi is looking at the space aliens advancing. She suddenly steps behind Clovis-Rex where they can’t see her. She’ll need one good push.

Howzi is watching the space aliens eating Clovis-Rex. She takes a bite. It doesn’t taste good. Susie and Spaceman Spiff have taken Howzi to safety. They will reward her for helping them.

Clovis-Rex has been eaten. As a reward for helping them, the space aliens have given an anti-zombie potion to Howzi. She is now again alive and completely human. She has returned to the office where she will rise to the top and will once again get a life. The life she always wanted and is certain to get..The end.

Howzi is looking around and says to herself: “This is my chance to do something with this place. We’ll start with some new help”.

Howzi is first going to change the name of the company. It has to be something that is easy to remember. She sets and thinks. What will it be?

Howzi has a name for her new business. It’s called GaL. She will do business with all the people who can’t do business with other companies due to those other businesses not wanting to do business with them.

Howzi has her first client. A group that sells electric cars. It seems that other car dealers don’t want them to see those electric cars. Howzi thinks she can work out something.

The electric car people have just come in to the office. Howzi tells them of her plan. They will have solar panel refueling stations throughout the county. It isn’t a big company, but the cars will sell for a lot less than gasoline engine cars.

Howzi has a slogan for the electric car. You don’t need gas. Pull in to the gas station just to smell the fumes and then laugh at the other drivers when you pull away.

The electric car company likes it. Now if they can get some good advertizing photos for their electric car. And, to make sure that the state legislators, who are paid off by the car dealer lobbyists, don’t get in the way.

The car dealer lobby has heard of the electric car company. They have plenty of cash for the politicians. They will do anything to prevent the electric car company from getting started.

The lobbyists are pumping millions of dollars into the politicians pockets to keep the electric car manufacturer from even getting started. Howzi has contacts from over the years. She knows how much money the politicians have gotten. She will use it against them.

The politicians are having their debate on the end the electric car company being able to sell their cars. All of them say they will vote to not allow the selling of the electric car. Howzi stands up and reveals the 50 thousand dollars that the lobbyists have given them and the fact that cars will increase in price by one thousand dollars.

The electric car company and Howzi have one important thing to add to the car. It recharges by sunlight. The driver never has to plug it in. It will stay fully charged, even while driving.

The oil companies have found out about the electric car that never needs to be plugged in to charge. So have the electric companies. Both stand to lose billions. They are getting a meeting to decide how to get rid GaL and the electric car before they go broke from loss of revenue.

The oil and energy companies have a plan. It involves a run-away drone and a paid off government. Howzi knows that they will stop at nothing to destroy her and the electric car. She doesn’t know about the drone.

The electric car people are in Howzi’s office for a meeting. One of them sees a small model airplane outside heading their way. He knows what it is. He yells for the rest of them to get down. He pulls gun from his jacket and fires at the plane. The third shot hits it. There is a loud explosion.

Howzi and the rest of the group don’t know what to say. They now know that they will have to be careful with the new car that recharges on sunlight and heat. They will bring it out as a surprise when congress and the senate are on vacation.

Howzi and the car company have brought out the electric car. The public has gone wild. The oil companies, congress, the senate and the other car companies are going insane. Some in congress, who have been handsomely paid off, are demanding that the president drone strike the electric car company as anti-American.

Just then, they all saw drones headed their way. A massive explosion happened. Suddenly, Howzi woke up and realized that he was Howard again. It was all a dream. He vowed to get a life and not wait for things to happen.The end.

Howard thought this was the end, but he was wrong. Calvin called him and told him that he is needed. Howzi was indeed real and is needed to combat Clovis-Rex. The electric car will be needed. Clovis-Rex won’t hear it.

Ah, yet another birthday coming up. Any one planning a partyfor this one? Maybe, just maybe Gocomics could take this old stuff away.