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Did the Heimlich on a little bitty old lady in a restaurant.Iâd been a Green Beret âAâ team medic and been lifting weights and teaching martial arts for ten years or soâŠand I wondered if I could do thisâŠI grabbed her from behind, ready to give her the humongest squeeze, ANDâŠsuddenly I realized she weighed about as much as an empty sack and wasnât much bigger around than a broomstickâŠand scaled it âWAY backon the forceâŠ! the chunk came out very easilyâŠeasiest good deed Iâve ever done, I guessâŠscariest, too, when I realized how hard Iâd been ready to squeeze and shake herâŠ
tigre1 said, âDid the Heimlich on a little bitty old lady "Good on you. Them lilâ birdy-ladies are tough to work on. You donât want to break âem, just save âem. Hard to gaugethe pressure.. An aside; a local ex-GB fire-volunteer EMS guy stabbed me about 5x in search of a vein, after me telling him âwhere and howâ .. He told me that he was an ex-Nam-GB and knew what he was doing, so STF up. (prob; my MDâs mixup of BP meds) After I was carted home, we compared ranks and dates of service and my O-3 beat his E-3. by 8 years. I still buy him a beer once in a while. Heâs still an arrogant oaf.
Itâs Id all right â as much as B.C.âs world, itâs full of anachronisms. Id has always had such restaurants to my knowledge. Itâs also had golf, the nightly news, and jokes about modern customs and technologies, mixed right in with fantastic dragons, magical impossibilities and never-changing petty officials, hair-covered Huns and cowardly knights. Is this your first visit to our noble kingdom?
heimlich maneuver has been disapproved by AHA and ARC for decades. different maneuver now, fewer broken ribs, punctured lungs and ruptured internal organs. and incorrectly using a nationally âoutlawedâ method like this can void the Good Samaritan exemption laws in this case in nearly every jurisdiction. noone teaches it, so you are immediately negligent in attempting to use it. with leniency, you might get manslaughter 2. Good Luck!
Nothing close to funny. On the show âScrubsâ, however, when Dr. Cox Heimlichs multiple people, same object (from one to the next, and the nextâŠ).
revisages almost 13 years ago
i was literally laughing aloud when i read yours
Hillbillyman almost 13 years ago
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member almost 13 years ago
HillbillymanThereâs an app for everything?? âALAKA-HEIMLICHâ is so funny itâs hard to follow it with any punchline.
abbatis almost 13 years ago
So is the APP for indigestion ALAKA-SELTZER?
tigre1 almost 13 years ago
Did the Heimlich on a little bitty old lady in a restaurant.Iâd been a Green Beret âAâ team medic and been lifting weights and teaching martial arts for ten years or soâŠand I wondered if I could do thisâŠI grabbed her from behind, ready to give her the humongest squeeze, ANDâŠsuddenly I realized she weighed about as much as an empty sack and wasnât much bigger around than a broomstickâŠand scaled it âWAY backon the forceâŠ! the chunk came out very easilyâŠeasiest good deed Iâve ever done, I guessâŠscariest, too, when I realized how hard Iâd been ready to squeeze and shake herâŠ
Alaka-Heimlich ! is much more deft. Salute, Wiz.
Dewed almost 13 years ago
They cut out the part ⊠where it goes in her drink
jdthird almost 13 years ago
Looked more like thereâs a ZAPP for that.
goweeder almost 13 years ago
âWhere is this place? That doesnât look like a medieval restaurant to me.â__________Just curious⊠how does a medieval restaurant look?
unca jim almost 13 years ago
tigre1 said, âDid the Heimlich on a little bitty old lady "Good on you. Them lilâ birdy-ladies are tough to work on. You donât want to break âem, just save âem. Hard to gaugethe pressure.. An aside; a local ex-GB fire-volunteer EMS guy stabbed me about 5x in search of a vein, after me telling him âwhere and howâ .. He told me that he was an ex-Nam-GB and knew what he was doing, so STF up. (prob; my MDâs mixup of BP meds) After I was carted home, we compared ranks and dates of service and my O-3 beat his E-3. by 8 years. I still buy him a beer once in a while. Heâs still an arrogant oaf.
Dave Thorby almost 13 years ago
He came up behind you and shouted âAlaka-Heimlichâ? Wow!
Rakkav almost 13 years ago
Itâs Id all right â as much as B.C.âs world, itâs full of anachronisms. Id has always had such restaurants to my knowledge. Itâs also had golf, the nightly news, and jokes about modern customs and technologies, mixed right in with fantastic dragons, magical impossibilities and never-changing petty officials, hair-covered Huns and cowardly knights. Is this your first visit to our noble kingdom?
dfowensby almost 13 years ago
heimlich maneuver has been disapproved by AHA and ARC for decades. different maneuver now, fewer broken ribs, punctured lungs and ruptured internal organs. and incorrectly using a nationally âoutlawedâ method like this can void the Good Samaritan exemption laws in this case in nearly every jurisdiction. noone teaches it, so you are immediately negligent in attempting to use it. with leniency, you might get manslaughter 2. Good Luck!
frrykid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I wasnât aware you could do the Heimlich without touching the person!
coffeemugman almost 13 years ago
Nothing close to funny. On the show âScrubsâ, however, when Dr. Cox Heimlichs multiple people, same object (from one to the next, and the nextâŠ).