Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 20, 2012

My cat snores, for real.

Had two dogs. One younger than the other. They used to sleep nose to tail. Older had nose on tail. One day the older jumped up, growled and bit the younger ones butt. They slept apart after that.

Back in the days when I was still sharing the house with my beloved cat, one night I woke myself up snoring…to discover my spouse was snoring, and so was the cat lying at the foot of the bed! What a concert that must have been!!

funk o the skunk

Fart jokes? Really? Darby, you can do so much better.

“staving off evil spirits via olfactory means and aggressive aural tactics” — I gotta remember that. lol

I can relate: I used to have a cat that could clear out an apartment living room with one fart…they were horrible! After a while, we just started hanging out on the deck.

Oh, cats do truly snore. Our mostly Main Coon, Max, just snores away in bliss some evenings.

When we adopted our cat at 7 months, he was recovering from a reparatory infection. 16 years later, he still ‘grumbles’ when he sleeps. Quite a soothing sound in the dark of night.

Bucky has gas! Never would have imagined that one!

Have to take him off of wet cat food.

I am so totally stealing Tyranno-Snorus Rex…..

Cats poot? Hoonew…But halitosis? No question…Snorasauris,luv it..

Oh come on the smell cant be that ba…..OH GOD its so bad I can smell it just by reading this.

my cat doesn’t snore, but when he lets one go…….

they are “silent, but DEADLY!”

Nelly….um….that’s pretty spooky…usually odors go the other way through the nose…Anyway, my cat always blames it on my girlfriend……..the cat’s usually right, but we don’t talk about it much…We both like to be fed….

Is it just that I noticed it more, or are Bucky’s eyes extra- violet today? Perhaps to make up for the less lovely smells and sounds he is emitting.

Haha…I love how the background color changes as the uh, “plot” progresses. Subtle XP

I guess the paw over the nose, doesn’t work. Dude, get a gas mask!

oh i use via olfactory all the time! it really works!!

Well I guess that’s one way to claim the beanbag for yourself, Buck! But….EWWWWW!! Funny, in my household everyone blames their farts on the cat, but I don’t think I have ever noticed her do it. I count myself lucky, because I have experienced other cats that are gassy and they are deadly.

My cat sleeps with her nose practically up her tush. One day, I heard a “fffttt” sound and turn to see her with her head up, looking around, blinking as if her eyes were watering. She had jus gassed herself awake!

This reaction from someone who’s a connoisseur of roadkill.