Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 11, 2012

Where’s Shoe with steam coming out of his head?

Having worked at a major newspaper, I can say I know of what you speak of!

Haven’t we all!!!

The Hell post office is on Grand Cayman. Mail a card to yourself from Hell

at least it isn’t at the bottom of the glass

Sorry, Cosmo, I can’t spare you much sympathy:

The Soldiers Prayer“And When He Gets To Heaven, To Saint Peter He Will Tell; One More Marine Reporting Sir, I’ve Served My Time In Hell”- Marine Grave inscription on Guadalcanal, 1942

You can’t work there, Cosmo, because I work there!

That may be another hellish aspect…people there don’t even know who else is there…after all, Hell is the epitome…nadir…of ignorance. Nobody who knows science worries much about Hell…

You’ll believe it when you get there…

if he’s in hell now he must be going to heaven

No, no, that’s a common misinterpretations. You aren’t an Atheist because you think there’s no hell, you’re an Optimist because you HOPE there’s no hell. ;-)

According to playwright Jean-Paul Sartre, hell is other people. According to other people (particularly high school students who’ve been forced to read Sartre), hell is Jean-Paul Sartre.

hahaha! my thoughts exactly

That’s like saying that, except for cancer, I’m in pretty good health.

That’s some beer Cosmo drinks. It always looks like lemonade.