Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 09, 2012

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    Rumpus In Peace, Maurice Sendak.“Oh, please don’t go—we’ll eat you up—we love you so!”(Get Fuzzy just felt like a good place to say this.) ⌌ ︹ ⌍

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    firedome  over 12 years ago

    they’re made so you can watch yourself cut off your nose to spite your face…

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    greg_liu  over 12 years ago

    This strip gets more & more wordy, and less & less funny.

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    twigpacz  over 12 years ago

    Reminds me of knife wrench! (for kids)!

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    the burser  over 12 years ago

    drill and fork it’s drill and fork…..mostly fork.

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    majestich  over 12 years ago

    Actually, I could use bifocal scissors.

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    SwimsWithSharks  over 12 years ago

    Every failure brings you closer to success, Bucky. Edison would approve.

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    Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago

    But with the KnifeLite® people wouldn’t be running around in the dark with knives. They would have their own lights.

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    cubswin2016  over 12 years ago

    Why are Bucky’s ideas always so dangerous?

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Maybe Rob would rather have a Bud Light?

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    Rob better be careful…if Bucky gets his hands on the pinking shears….

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    dcell59  over 12 years ago

    There’s a company that sells a combination knife and light (it also has a whistle). Ironically, the company is called Adventure Medical Kits.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    I like the lite coffee in the first one. That, or the mug has one hellava idea.

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    pair8head  over 12 years ago

    Bucky is going about it all wrong. He should call it ART. As George Carlin said about modern art, you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before and some schmuck will buy it from you.

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago

    So with the bifocal scissors are you sharp-eyed? (And if you stuck the flashlight onto the glasses would you be bright-eyed?)

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    xall2h1  over 12 years ago

    Who would wear scissor glasses?

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    hossblacksilver  over 12 years ago

    Just like my mom always told me, don’t run with glasses.

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    fixer1967  over 12 years ago

    I have been in some places that I could have used a knifelight. I may have to get one. Any one have the number for Bucky’s mail order dept?

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    hunters1  over 12 years ago

    I think the strip keeps getting funnier and funnier- the best by far! Maybe it’s you who can’t read the big words.

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    greg_liu  over 12 years ago

    Yeah – that must be it.

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    ConnorCook  about 6 years ago

    lol this strip is so funny lol

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