Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 09, 2012

Rumpus In Peace, Maurice Sendak.“Oh, please don’t go—we’ll eat you up—we love you so!”(Get Fuzzy just felt like a good place to say this.) ⌌ ︹ ⌍

they’re made so you can watch yourself cut off your nose to spite your face…

This strip gets more & more wordy, and less & less funny.

Reminds me of knife wrench! (for kids)!

drill and fork it’s drill and fork…..mostly fork.

Actually, I could use bifocal scissors.

Every failure brings you closer to success, Bucky. Edison would approve.

But with the KnifeLite® people wouldn’t be running around in the dark with knives. They would have their own lights.

Why are Bucky’s ideas always so dangerous?

Maybe Rob would rather have a Bud Light?

Rob better be careful…if Bucky gets his hands on the pinking shears….

There’s a company that sells a combination knife and light (it also has a whistle). Ironically, the company is called Adventure Medical Kits.

I like the lite coffee in the first one. That, or the mug has one hellava idea.

Bucky is going about it all wrong. He should call it ART. As George Carlin said about modern art, you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before and some schmuck will buy it from you.

So with the bifocal scissors are you sharp-eyed? (And if you stuck the flashlight onto the glasses would you be bright-eyed?)

Who would wear scissor glasses?

Just like my mom always told me, don’t run with glasses.

I have been in some places that I could have used a knifelight. I may have to get one. Any one have the number for Bucky’s mail order dept?

I think the strip keeps getting funnier and funnier- the best by far! Maybe it’s you who can’t read the big words.

Yeah – that must be it.

lol this strip is so funny lol