Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 09, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: So you're just gluing two things together and trying to sell them as something new? Bucky: Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful. ...Let's say you're walking along and the street lights suddenly go out... I'd say you could use... The knifelight! Rob: You can't have people running around in the dark with knives, Bucky! Bucky: Something tells me you're even going to pooh-pooh, the bifocal scissors.
Arianne over 12 years ago
Rumpus In Peace, Maurice Sendak.“Oh, please don’t go—we’ll eat you up—we love you so!”(Get Fuzzy just felt like a good place to say this.) ⌌ ︹ ⌍
firedome over 12 years ago
they’re made so you can watch yourself cut off your nose to spite your face…
greg_liu over 12 years ago
This strip gets more & more wordy, and less & less funny.
twigpacz over 12 years ago
Reminds me of knife wrench! (for kids)!
the burser over 12 years ago
drill and fork it’s drill and fork…..mostly fork.
majestich over 12 years ago
Actually, I could use bifocal scissors.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
Every failure brings you closer to success, Bucky. Edison would approve.
Nebulous Premium Member over 12 years ago
But with the KnifeLite® people wouldn’t be running around in the dark with knives. They would have their own lights.
cubswin2016 over 12 years ago
Why are Bucky’s ideas always so dangerous?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Maybe Rob would rather have a Bud Light?
Varnes over 12 years ago
Rob better be careful…if Bucky gets his hands on the pinking shears….
dcell59 over 12 years ago
There’s a company that sells a combination knife and light (it also has a whistle). Ironically, the company is called Adventure Medical Kits.
Popeyesforearm over 12 years ago
I like the lite coffee in the first one. That, or the mug has one hellava idea.
pair8head over 12 years ago
Bucky is going about it all wrong. He should call it ART. As George Carlin said about modern art, you nail two things together that have never been nailed together before and some schmuck will buy it from you.
JP Steve Premium Member over 12 years ago
So with the bifocal scissors are you sharp-eyed? (And if you stuck the flashlight onto the glasses would you be bright-eyed?)
xall2h1 over 12 years ago
Who would wear scissor glasses?
hossblacksilver over 12 years ago
Just like my mom always told me, don’t run with glasses.
fixer1967 over 12 years ago
I have been in some places that I could have used a knifelight. I may have to get one. Any one have the number for Bucky’s mail order dept?
hunters1 over 12 years ago
I think the strip keeps getting funnier and funnier- the best by far! Maybe it’s you who can’t read the big words.
greg_liu over 12 years ago
Yeah – that must be it.
ConnorCook about 6 years ago
lol this strip is so funny lol