Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for May 30, 2012

You both need a CATscan to see if you have a brain.

You might give up . Mr. Dennis Isn’t going to give up the kitten. Before you bring the law down on your heads.

just look for a new one in a cat-alog.

This is starting to sound like a cheesy Batman episode

Too many cat puns!

I categorically condemn this story line.

And this would make Slim a cat burglar!

Give a catacomb and he will comb his hair.

So Slim is not only super dumb now, he’s also a thief?

There is no way that cat would let you near him. So don’t even attemp it. You would just be out of lluck.

This is all making me “cat=o-tonic.”

OK, I’m finally getting tired of this. Unless there is some real payoff at the end, I’m ready for this to end. They took in a kitten and gave up on it for no reason, now they want it back because it’s paying off. If they had him back and it didn’t pay off, Lucky would get tossed again in a heartbeat.

the cat-burglar that slim aspires to be will become catatonic once he see’s what a catastrophe he causes just because the cat is catarawling because it misses Clovia who is the Cats meow.