Woman: Sometimes I wonder which you'd save, me or the satellite dish? Man: Well, it would be a point in your favor if you could somehow receive ESPN.
Your accommodation choices for tonight are — a) the sofa, b) the doghouse (which you are presently in btw), c) bunking in over at a friends place…
@gmartin997…obviously your used to sleeping alone..
This concept is SO outdated!!! Really?! A satellite dish?
dont forget Turner Classic Movies!!!!!
i don’t mind letting my wife bully me……at least she let’s me watch ESPN…….sometimes………on a tuesday……when she sleeps……….
Always save your sweetie-pie first, or you will need to find yourself a new one. Dish Network or Direct TV can replace your dish rather quickly and for little or no charge.
“Well, you can walk out on your own… you don’t need me to save you from the fire!” ;-)
The Nihilist over 12 years ago
Your accommodation choices for tonight are — a) the sofa, b) the doghouse (which you are presently in btw), c) bunking in over at a friends place…
hancel over 12 years ago
@gmartin997…obviously your used to sleeping alone..
ulic over 12 years ago
This concept is SO outdated!!! Really?! A satellite dish?
grossvatter over 12 years ago
dont forget Turner Classic Movies!!!!!
REDROCKER51 over 12 years ago
i don’t mind letting my wife bully me……at least she let’s me watch ESPN…….sometimes………on a tuesday……when she sleeps……….
georgelcsmith over 12 years ago
Always save your sweetie-pie first, or you will need to find yourself a new one. Dish Network or Direct TV can replace your dish rather quickly and for little or no charge.
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
“Well, you can walk out on your own… you don’t need me to save you from the fire!” ;-)