Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 08, 2012

I’m confused, too. But believe me, I ain’t pretty….

Third base!

Worrying over fluff. Pig makes more sense.

Hey, what happened to the pet man?

Sing along with Sherlock: “You might not ever get rich… but lemme tell ya, it’s better than diggin’ a ditch…”

This could be a metaphor for me & WWDC.

Where are the groans? This was a pun. Why isn’t a character threatening Pastis with a baseball bat?

Pig is right.

it’s no use trying to talk to pig. its like throwing pearls before swine!!!!! jk for that lame joke. but really it is.

now I know what alternative fuels means.

Beer is cheaper than gas.Drink, don’t drive Pig.

If it’s awash, it’s too flooded to drive into…and if it’s awash in gasoline, too dangerous as well.

Alas! Too near Truth for me. My favorite close-by gas station, with my favored brand, is also the most expensive in the area—unless you also buy a run through their newly-installed car wash along with your gas purchase.

how about walk 5 mile buy the gas, walk back n fill ur car.. btw, if why call it gas when it is liquid?

@bornfree99 In the USA, nothing needs to make sense.

Depends on how much cheaper and how much gas you’re using to drive the five miles.

That dumb Pig can confuse anyone and everyone.

An updated version of ’Who’s on First?"

If you buy ethanol, you’d be cornfused….

Goat’s wise to not fuel the discussion.

I’m also confused!

LOL LOL xxx

Even at a difference of $0.10/gal, to fill my tank that’s only $1.10— usually not worth the drive. Or, being the difference between cash and credit here, is the convenience of paying by CC worth a buck to me?

Defer to confusion.

Algae. The future is algae. Algae for fuel; algae for food.

I’m confused. I was waiting to cringe at the bad pun and it did not come

If you could just find routes which are downhill in both directions, you could save a lot of gas.

@briatollahGood One (hee) !

I think Pig has cornered the market on puns.

I was waiting for a passing gas pun… maybe tomorrow

So sad, IMudd, but you should not feel so all alone, everybody must get stoned. Sorry, Bob, couldn’t resist.

Just curious — did anyone here recognize the song in my earlier post?

I really am not under the impression there is any difference between brands, but my vehicle is (discovered by keeping records of brands and mileage) and I need to humor him.

I put gas in my car and drive.

@bornfree99 Deep thoughts my friend.