The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 23, 2012

Maybe he’s hoping to get out of seeing her again by acting like a weirdo.

Cowbell…. Chicks like cowbells…

You all are missing the point. It makes no difference what he wears. His date is blind.:)

Didn’t go differently? Darn! I wonder why……….

The problem is he’s apparently fishing in the wrong gene pool.The normal human one.

Seems color-coordinated to me. In what way don’t things go?

His date showed up dressed just like him.

Well no wonder, his pants and shirt aren’t plaid.

^And there is no steam coming out of the fez.

He looks almost as sharp as the Greek Proedriki Froura.

I think his blind date isn’t so blind.

If he’s in Turkey, of course it’s not going to go differently: the police are always going to arrest him when he wears a fez.

Wooden shoes? Hence the word, sabotage.

He forgot to add “pen pocket protector” on his checklist.

He forgot to varnish the shoes.

Should have worn the Justin Beiber cologne

He needs a really tiny little car.

Capri pants? He should have worn his Daisy Dukes.

He forgot the bow tie and the squirting flower.

He needs a monkey in his act.

he shoulda gone with the corduroy’s, beret & Sketchers. A sure bet with the chicks.

Remembered fez, forgot Pez… Archie McPhee to the rescue!

what no bow tie!?