Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 25, 2012

Oh….that reminds me….I’ve got to call Katie Perry again….I’m sure she’s waiting to hear from me…..

If you aren’t pesty enough to get a restraining order, you aren’t even trying! That’s what they told me when I tried to crash the set of Cougartown!

To the forgoing please add the words “to stop.”

Oh, I get it now, its a B. B-ucket list. The way it was printed, I thought it was a different letter.

98.8? 98.9? 101.2? Hotter?

@simpsonfan2do you ever wonder if Richard and Norris could be related?

wry wiley

I fully intend to live to be 120, just to amaze my friends and confound my enemies.

Oh to be named in a restraining order for Angelina Jolie…

my face leaves in five minutes, be on it!!

If I was going for the younger stuff Katie Perry would be fine…

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.Douglas Adams

@AshburnStadiumIt was Latin first. That’s where Voldemort gets his name from. Volde, meaning “no nose,” and Mort, meaning “death.”

She’s one of the beautiful people. Don’t bother. What you don’t have, you won’t miss. . . Buy a pet, they’re cheaper and they’ll love you back.

Secret to long life: don’t die. I’m surprised Angelina and Katy aren’t calling you folks back…Catherine Zeta-Jones joined the three of us for a movie last Tuesday night. Great fun.

or to be 101 and have a young whippersnapper of 91 run me down in his automobile.

I thought those were bloated, sun-dried earthworms…

Nina Hartley will be off my bucket list in 10 years or so.

….. going to have to revise the Bucket list. hmmmm .. this could get interesting……..

i would.

I’m going by the theory that we all have a certain amount of work to do before we die. Right now, I’m so behind, I’ll never die.

I plan to go out at 104, at the hands of a jealous husband, while with this beautiful 24 year-old wife.