Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 23, 2012

Whaddayknow, the King is actually clued in to a major point of irony.

Back when the women’s movement was at it’s height a friend of mine stopped and changed a lady’s tire for her during a bad rainstorm. When he finished she asked if he would do that for a man. He replied, “No, probably not.”“That’s what I thought. Male chauvinist pig!” she repiled. And drove off.

and everything you do, wiz, is going toward dropping in on the hazard zone, so you’re dressed for it perfectly

Thoreau…‘avoid jobs that require new clothes…’ which is why I’ve NEVER bought a bike outfit. I don’t read Super Hero comix any more and I’m not that vain.

A prime example of the 21st century Medieval woman.

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Better than going around wearing the same old team sweatshirt and pants.

But guys don’t go out and buy a new outfit just because they’re going out to a new golf course.

The king hasn’t changed his attire.

my wife changes clothes in the same day to different convenience stores !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Animal Farm” George Orwell?

Yes, but she colored herself ‘gone’ first.