Brevity by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2012

He’s a nitwit if he gives such a lousy actor a part.

Last year they had a great cast for “Shampoo.” By the 3rd week the only way to get a tick-et was from a scalper.

The big scene…The Parting of the Waves

Once this goes into production and tickets go on sale, beware of scalpers.

Flied lice.

gimmie a length of hairlong beautiful ha-irshining , streaminggleaming flaxin waxin………

To a Louse – by Robert Burns …O would some Power the gift to give us, to see ourselves as others see us!see here for entire poem

This is the western version by Louse L’amour . . . . ☻

The Cowsill Family did Hair the best of anyone.

Anyone else notice the flea is standing in the part he was born to play? It reminds me of what the bald man said when given a comb, "I’ll never part with it.

I went to see “Hair” at the Fox Theater last summer, and it was an awesome show.

Somehow, I think the real actors were more entertaining than these characters would’ve been, though. Ha.

Imbaldeagle: Tampering with Robbie Burns is not a translation, or even a bowlderization, but pure vandalism. Any dialect word you don’t know can be found in any reasonably complete dictionary. Look it up, you learn better that way.