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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 22, 2012
May 21, 2012
May 23, 2012
Transcript:
Phoebe: Is being a unicorn a hard job? Marigold: Oh, yes, VERY. Every time we go out we are beset by nosy little girls. That requires HOURS of sarcasm practice. Phoebe: Y'know I could sell that horn on eBay and totally clean up.
You can sell “toasts with the face of Jesus” on it, so you can definitely sell a unicorn horn. LOVE the comic btw. Kudos and keep up the good work.
The Nihilist almost 13 years ago
Bob Hope and Bing Crosby comedy
4everDezzy almost 13 years ago
You tell her Marigold!!!
Simon_Jester almost 13 years ago
…IF you could get anyone to believe it’s a genuine Unicorn horn
batfan13 almost 13 years ago
You can sell “toasts with the face of Jesus” on it, so you can definitely sell a unicorn horn. LOVE the comic btw. Kudos and keep up the good work.
She Likes Bumble Bees almost 13 years ago
People would think it was a narwhal horn
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 13 years ago
You wouldn’t dare sell her horn!
Willi Nilli Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Still not crazy about the title, but love the strip, especially the artwork
Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago
They’ll believe it’s a real unicorn horn, but due to the ۞SHIELD OF BORINGNESS۞, they won’t care.
josh_bisbee almost 13 years ago
One of my new favorites. Possibly because I’m now a brony, but whatever.
And I wouldn’t sell that horn. If she’s anything like the FiM unicorns, that’s where all her magic is stored.
Cinquefoil almost 13 years ago
Anyone here a NetHack player? Unicorn horns are really valuable.
Anubislaughed almost 13 years ago
I love how Marigold is trying reeeeeally hard here.
Dakota da'kid about 10 years ago
They are so alike, and they just don’t want to admit it. It’s cute.
Aladar30 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Good one!
JordanDeHart over 6 years ago
Every close up of Marigold reminds me of old Osamu Tezuka artwork for some reason.
Decepticomic almost 4 years ago
Don’t ask what the horn will be used for.
solomon.russell493 over 2 years ago
Carefull about that 13% cut and shipping fees!
jerrica.benton333 about 2 years ago
this ep has 5 panes! Freaky outie!!