Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 03, 2012

I hate those auto-flush toilets.

The iPot. Hmmmm oh never mind. . ..©2012 jukeofurl enterprises

HeeHee! A Hal 9000 toilet! I’m afraid, Rob. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid.

Hey, I love my washlet toilet (shower toilet). One of the benefits of living in Japan. And I’m not saying anything more.

In 2013 the Hal 9000 became self-aware…What happened next changed the course of humanity forever.

iPot, good one jukearianne, Hal with a bidet, yet. Makes me pucker just thinking about it……“Undo the seat belt, Hal..” “I’m sorry, I can’t do that Varnes….” with apologies to masterskrain…

We called ours the “CatGrinder 5000” because you’d never see one of our cats near it again after they saw/heard it in operation (there is a 15 minute delay before it starts).

Siamese cats can use the toilet. Problem solved!

How do you get a cat to clean its own litterbox?

@jeffc42I really envy you. I make do with paper followed by flush-able moist wipes but a bidet for the back side sounds so much more hygienic. Hard to find, buy, afford and have installed here in the US.

Daisy, Daisy give me your answer doo-doo.

Almost 13 years and I still love this strip!

The strip was funny. The comments are hilarious!!!!

Many cats are not only capable of using the toilet, but able to flush. .nah – Bucky would just throw something in and clog the whole system. And Satchel…. poor Satch would be without his water bowl!!!

I don’t mind the urinals.

I bet in the future someone invents a cold fusion device: Mr Fusion that runs on household waste. Guess what the #1 source of fuel will be?

Wow, $900 not including installation for just a seat? I picked up my Brondell S1000 for $300 (50% off internet sale direct from Brondell) and installed it myself— it’s not that difficult. Ended up costing $550, since I also bought a new toilet. Troll slickdeals for a while to find one for a good price. Toto, Brondell, and BioBidet are the big players.

My biggest fear with an auto-flush toilet is that I’ll plug up the toilet and it’ll flush before I can wipe or pull my pants up and….well I’m sure you’ve got the visual by now….

cats is mean,dogs is toopid.