Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 03, 2012
Transcript:
Rob: Well, I'm sick of changing your litter when you're too lazy to do it, so say hello to your new automatic litter box! Bucky: Automatic? Rob: Each time you use it, a robotic arm sweets through and cleans it up! Bucky: Uh... Yeah, no. Not gonna happen. It's creepy. Rob: What's creepy about that? It's cleaner! Bucky: What's creepy about a robot monitoring you in the potty? Are you mental? Ok, sure... No, no- you're right. And hey, why don't we get you the new Hal 9000 with the bidet attachment? Rob: Bucky... Bucky: In fact, why stop there? Maybe apple as an app that turns a Kevorkian machine into a condiment dispenser! Rob: Fine. I'll return it. Bucky: Hey, maybe you could use liquid form terminator t-1000 body wash to scrub your- Rob: I said we're done!
I hate those auto-flush toilets.