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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 29, 2012
May 28, 2012
May 30, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: So what makes you think there's a monster under the bed? Lucy: I thought I heard something... so there just might be something down there, which means it could be a monster, so to be on the safe side, we should assume there is something under the bed that wants to eat us!! Danae: Daddy! There's definitely a remote possibility that a kid-eating monster is under my bed!! Joe: That reminds me... I need to get to the airport early tomorrow.
Randy B Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Escape! Get out now!
Linguist almost 13 years ago
Oh, the joys of fatherhood!
Superfrog almost 13 years ago
Those monsters never eat kids who have their eyes closed.
Dtroutma almost 13 years ago
Roaches
bagbalm almost 13 years ago
Push the horse out of bed. If anything drags it under the bed run while it is busy.
water_moon almost 13 years ago
some how I doubt the peopele who think up the TSA security procedures are as intellegent as an 8 year old girl.
revisages almost 13 years ago
hey, monsters need to eat, too
Varnes almost 13 years ago
bagbalm, ruthless but effective! You don’t have to outrun a bear, justt the other person….
psychlady almost 13 years ago
Every kid’s nightmare!
Dual almost 13 years ago
Nice one, Wiley!
KSfarmgirl almost 13 years ago
Monster proof the room- put the mattress on the floor and remove closet doors.But then the vapor creatures can seep out of any small space and still get you if you don’t watch out!
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 13 years ago
Reminds me of the Calvin strip…Calvin: “Are there any monsters under my bed?”Monsters; “No”
Whitecamry almost 13 years ago
There are hotels by the airport, Dad.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 13 years ago
I always imagine there’s a chocolate soda fairy under the bed. It’s never there, either, but it beats monsters.
dabugger almost 13 years ago
Once had a stuffed panda that was just as paranoid….poor Danae, she needs to sit down with Eddie and talk things over…
elbeck almost 13 years ago
The fear of terrorists: Please form a single file before going through security, and be prepared to hand over your civil rights before you board the plane.
Vonne Anton almost 13 years ago
Where’s Spaceman Spiff when you need him? He’d rid that room of all monsters…except the one ON the bed.
BluePumpkin almost 13 years ago
I always had too much junk crammed under my bed for a monster to fit. It annoyed my mother to no end, but I slept better for it. The closet too . . . if nothing else, the avalanche of crap tumbling out would alert me before the monster could get out.
LV1951 almost 13 years ago
Monster’s Inc.
Gokie5 almost 13 years ago
Had to be sure that the bedroom closet door was closed ALL THE WAY for my older daughter.
sonnygreen almost 13 years ago
“Little Monsters” (1989) with Fred Savage and Howie Mandel. This movie explains it all.
Fan o’ Lio. almost 13 years ago
I have never slept with a horse – honest.
treered almost 13 years ago
maybe he shoulda left already? :)
treered almost 13 years ago
a possible bogey…
RetroJenny almost 13 years ago
The monster would regret it…Danae would leave a bad taste in his mouth.