Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 29, 2012

Escape! Get out now!

Oh, the joys of fatherhood!

Those monsters never eat kids who have their eyes closed.

Roaches

Push the horse out of bed. If anything drags it under the bed run while it is busy.

some how I doubt the peopele who think up the TSA security procedures are as intellegent as an 8 year old girl.

hey, monsters need to eat, too

bagbalm, ruthless but effective! You don’t have to outrun a bear, justt the other person….

Every kid’s nightmare!

Nice one, Wiley!

Monster proof the room- put the mattress on the floor and remove closet doors.But then the vapor creatures can seep out of any small space and still get you if you don’t watch out!

Reminds me of the Calvin strip…Calvin: “Are there any monsters under my bed?”Monsters; “No”

There are hotels by the airport, Dad.

I always imagine there’s a chocolate soda fairy under the bed. It’s never there, either, but it beats monsters.

Once had a stuffed panda that was just as paranoid….poor Danae, she needs to sit down with Eddie and talk things over…

The fear of terrorists: Please form a single file before going through security, and be prepared to hand over your civil rights before you board the plane.

Where’s Spaceman Spiff when you need him? He’d rid that room of all monsters…except the one ON the bed.

I always had too much junk crammed under my bed for a monster to fit. It annoyed my mother to no end, but I slept better for it. The closet too . . . if nothing else, the avalanche of crap tumbling out would alert me before the monster could get out.

Monster’s Inc.

Had to be sure that the bedroom closet door was closed ALL THE WAY for my older daughter.

“Little Monsters” (1989) with Fred Savage and Howie Mandel. This movie explains it all.

I have never slept with a horse – honest.

maybe he shoulda left already? :)

a possible bogey…

The monster would regret it…Danae would leave a bad taste in his mouth.