The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 31, 2012

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    SNERK!!!

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    Buckly34  over 12 years ago

    OK, then I’ll have the usual…vodka & prune juice please!

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    leakysqueaky712  over 12 years ago

    Instead of peanuts, shouldn’t they have a nice bowl of “feenamint” to nibble on??

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    Arianne  over 12 years ago

    That’s always his stool.

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    Tirasmol  over 12 years ago

    I’m wondering why the bottles under the bar are labeled backwards …

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    Tcassutt  over 12 years ago

    It’s the number two bar in town.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Please excuse my language…. but isn’t this just an excuse for a lot of crappy puns?

    The whole forum will be bogged down with them… especially when everybody gets on a toilet roll.

    (I can’t say I’m flushed with pride now…. cos this was excrementally worse than usual.)

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    LiveToSurf  over 12 years ago

    I heard it was a crappy bar. The regulars are real stuffy and the conversation is really constipated

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    Linus73  over 12 years ago

    He looks like a smooth mover

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    cdward  over 12 years ago

    I wonder if this is Happy Hour.

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    jreckard  over 12 years ago

    Don’t worry about him. Everything will come out OK in the end.

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    PICTO  over 12 years ago

    Why is Ex-lax always the butt of all the jokes

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    Anal have another one. It is the shitz when you have the runs!

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    V-Beast  over 12 years ago

    A sphincter says what?

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member over 12 years ago

    He’s having vodka with milk of magnesia – a Phillips screwdriver.

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    miseyk  over 12 years ago

    unlike most bars, lil squirt is welcome

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    Mopman  over 12 years ago

    So is that plunger for really desperate customers??? Yikes.

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    “In life…if you keep your options and your bowels open-you’ll do fine”…….Gus Johnson c. 1967

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Please don’t lose sight of proper punctuation in your comments. For instance, I did not see a colon anywhere.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago

    (He he, my last comment must have really wrecked ’em)

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 12 years ago

    This right after the talking toilets. Is Scott hanging out with elementary schoolers?

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 12 years ago

    On weekends, they have a live scat band…..

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    Perkycat  over 12 years ago

    FUNNY!!! Makes for a busy litter box.

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    His name is is A. Mucil, have you met him yet?

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    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    from grade school circa 1965:Exlax, no strain, no pain.Sit down and let it drain.And if that doesn’t work,Take Little Carter’s Farter Starter!(Carter’s Pills was one of the biggest pharmacies back then)

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    Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML   over 12 years ago

    You have to go all the way to Terdmunkistan to shi sit in a bar like that…. crappy hour 4-6… mention mah name, git a good seat…

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    centaur1  over 12 years ago

    The drinks are cheap but it cost $50 to use the restroom

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    Fan o’ Lio.  over 12 years ago

    These are all left-over puns from yesterday.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 12 years ago

    I’m changing up my avatar over the next month or so to see if I like anything better, Popeye

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    iced tea  over 12 years ago

    That bar keeps everyone going!

    :0

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    el8  over 12 years ago

    smooth move…

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