FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 10, 2012
June 03, 2012
June 17, 2012
Transcript:
Peter: Mom's pretty angry that you still haven't cleaned up your mess downstairs? Jason: Tell her it'll have to wait. I'm playing Diablo. Peter: Can't you just pause or save it? Jason: Unfortunately, no. I'm playing it in hardcore-hardcore mode. Peter: What's that? Jason: It's like normal hardcore mode, where if my character dies it's game-ending permadeath, but with a self-imposed rule that I have to play it nonstop without any breaks. It's crazy difficult. I've already invested five hours in this barbarian. No way am I stopping Andy: JASON FOX, I WANT THIS ROOM CLEANED NOW!!! Peter: You know, I'm pretty sure if mom kills you, it's permadeath, also. Jason: Good call, do you know if we have any health potions in the fridge?
john.barber over 12 years ago
Our teenage son’s motto is “one sec.”
possiblekim over 12 years ago
The red potion is not going to be fast enough to heal your health Jason.
Linguist over 12 years ago
I’ve said it before but I call my grandson and his friends screenagers.
Doctor11 over 12 years ago
And once again Jason is mixing up reality with his game again.
legaleagle48 over 12 years ago
Why is it that I can hear my mother’s voice reading Andy’s line in the last panel?
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 12 years ago
I dislike the idea of not being able to pause. What if you have to use the bathroom, or answer the phone?
fmasroor over 12 years ago
No since Mom cooked all the food in the fridge.
DavidAo over 12 years ago
Does the new Diablo game have purple potions? Jason might need some soon.
milano99 over 12 years ago
My solution was always the power cord.
Matthew P. Hansel almost 12 years ago
test
kaizrongyre almost 12 years ago
If you need a bathroom br3eak he could always use a bucket
Minecraft Puppies over 4 years ago
NUZLOCKE
Nate Arbuckle, Quincy and Hobbes. over 3 years ago
Who else here knew that Jason’s computer is an iFruit computer?
Josequeen over 3 years ago
Solution: don’t make him clean his room. Let him decide when his room is unwalkable