Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2012

You might have better luck at Amazon.com Wiz.

What size?

That’s what you get for putting on the Ritz.

Frankie should have a crutch if he had a foot blowout!

I think Wiz should be looking for Edgar Winter.

Maybe they could try the second hand shop.

Wiz is happy to foot the bill.

Must have stepped on a pop top !

to be monsters, we had to pay an arm and a leg…er, foot

We only sell metal objects try the funeral polar around the block.

Wiz could try one of the ‘Love Doll’ shops. It may cost him an arm and a leg but at least he’ll get his foot.

Talk to Christy Brown.

Try your local undertaker.

You won’t find a foot in the second hand shop…….they only sell hands.

I’d cultivate the Fink’s torturer…sooner or later he’ll have all sorts of things lying around.

Well, my left foot is used plenty, but it’s not for sale!

we have a nice gently used one here, it belonged to a little oldlady from Pasadena who only used it to get to church on Sunday

Ewww! I don’t think I wanna know what they do!