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KIng, many times for the first couple seconds gravity doesnāt affect himā¦then, well, we wait for the little dust cloud a thousand feet belowā¦I was thinking that with all poor Wile E has had happen to him, isnāt making him deal with Brewster kinda mean?
BREWSTER: As long as Iāve got you on the stand, Mr. Coyote, a question Iāve always wanted answered. Why Acme? After all the years youāve used the company, youāve not gotten one useful device ā and believe me, Iāve checked.
JUDGE: Objection, irrelevant!
PROSECUTION (Bugs): Wait a minute, Doc! Iāve been wondering that for years!
There was a Super Chicken cartoon where Fred was riding Super Chicken as a horse. They were chasing the bad guy, the bad guy stopped at the cliff, but Super Chicken kept going. FRED: Super Chicken! Why didnāt you stop? SUPER CHICKEN: You forgot to say āWhoa!ā FRED: Whoa! Whoa!Super Chicken stops ā in mid air. SUPER CHICKEN: Itās a little late now, Fred.They plummet.
So, the moral is, never pay attention to where you are ā and gravity will have no effect on you!
his second witness should be good olā Goofy, who always seemed to have the best vocalization of despair when confronting the law of gravity:YAAAAA HOO HOO HOO
margueritem over 12 years ago
Wile can tell many horror stories!
King_Shark over 12 years ago
Actually, Wile E pretty much solved the gravity problem: you donāt fall as long as you donāt look down.
Varnes over 12 years ago
KIng, many times for the first couple seconds gravity doesnāt affect himā¦then, well, we wait for the little dust cloud a thousand feet belowā¦I was thinking that with all poor Wile E has had happen to him, isnāt making him deal with Brewster kinda mean?
Kali39 over 12 years ago
BREWSTER: As long as Iāve got you on the stand, Mr. Coyote, a question Iāve always wanted answered. Why Acme? After all the years youāve used the company, youāve not gotten one useful device ā and believe me, Iāve checked.
JUDGE: Objection, irrelevant!
PROSECUTION (Bugs): Wait a minute, Doc! Iāve been wondering that for years!
Kali39 over 12 years ago
There was a Super Chicken cartoon where Fred was riding Super Chicken as a horse. They were chasing the bad guy, the bad guy stopped at the cliff, but Super Chicken kept going. FRED: Super Chicken! Why didnāt you stop? SUPER CHICKEN: You forgot to say āWhoa!ā FRED: Whoa! Whoa!Super Chicken stops ā in mid air. SUPER CHICKEN: Itās a little late now, Fred.They plummet.
So, the moral is, never pay attention to where you are ā and gravity will have no effect on you!
x_Tech over 12 years ago
Gravity canāt be that bad, Wile was always ready for another go at it in a matter of seconds.
Coyoty Premium Member over 12 years ago
Iām concerned about the proximity of that gavel to his head.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 12 years ago
his second witness should be good olā Goofy, who always seemed to have the best vocalization of despair when confronting the law of gravity:YAAAAA HOO HOO HOO
Digital Frog over 12 years ago
@Kali39 ā You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
It scares me to think that Brewster just might actually win this.
Spudart over 12 years ago
Wile E. Coyote and Brewster in the SAME comic strip! Gah! Two of my all-time favorites!
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 12 years ago
Gee, I hope his next wittness is Cactus Jack . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lD4FdqkS70 . . . ā»
The Orange Mailman over 12 years ago
Have BrainWill Travel
Shikamoo Premium Member over 12 years ago
I remember that one! Funny!
el8 over 12 years ago
no such thing as gravity, the earth sucks